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my boo and my ward are gon shit damn boys it really is a fucking day today

hey! Has someone been skipping my class?

if aoyama isn’t kidnapped I have no reason to be afraid

being kidnapped builds character

//goodnight, everyone! This was an amazing first day in the verse.

If they’re gonna act up, at least let ‘em practice something!

Moo with your diaphragm, young ones!

mineta is failing

I know! Iida’s passing my class.

Iida does.

ITS IN YOUR HANDBOOK AND THE SYLLABUS

Proud of you, twinkling star!

Hey, you never showed up for me to tell ya! Everyone else shows up, anyhow. It doesn’t come up much.

Probably.

thanks, shota.

do... people think I talk weird?? I thought it was cool....

........right. I’ll leave you to it.

you aren’t supposed to like the sound of detention, young one! Unlike yours truly, the sound of detention ain’t meant to get your feet a’tappin! It’s meant to get you a’workin!

you’ll be getting your lessons, valued listener! In Present Mic’s fantastic detention course! Attendance is mandatory.