In code space, no one can hear you scream. Staring into the void* ptr = NULL; .NET dev AI and maths nerd Bitcoin enthusiast Crusader against fake agile

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"Use plain English. Avoid jargon" Maybe I should get this printed on a T-shirt.
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Let's start by stating the obvious: The corporate behemoths are dictatorial, soulless hellholes that dehumanize people and do active harm to their employees. (Now tell us what you really think, Allen 😄.) Every one of them (at least the ones I've seen) is vastly ineffective in how they do things compared to smaller, more humane organizations. They succeed because they have more money than Croesus. Treating them as some sort of a north star is misguided at best, and modeling your smaller organization after them is a sure path to failure. They cannot change, so virtually none of what I write about applies to them. If you work at a place like that, my heart goes out to you, but imagining that every place must be like that is myopic. If you want to see how things should be done, take a look at Valve Corp. (The Valve New Employee Handbook is a must-read [t.ly/pbBIj].) Valve is a $5B-annual-revenue company with about 500 people. (That revenue-to-people ratio alone should get you thinking—huge payrolls are about manager ego and fiefdom building, not effectiveness. The point of diminishing returns comes very early.) Valve has NO mid- or team-level management, and their teams are entirely self-selecting. They've been doing this for almost two decades, so this is not some flash-in-the-pan, wide-eyed idealist organization. If 500 people can do it, 5,000 (or 50,000) can as well. Just split the behemoth into smaller units, as W. L. Gore famously does. Another great company is Menlo Innovations, which is a 200-person agency that has created an ideal workplace over the past 25 years. This is the sort of place where people bring their babies to work. Their CEO Rich Sheridan's book "Joy Inc." [link.amazon/B0iKa3sc7] is another must-read. Rich has also given several talks on YouTube if you're pressed for time. So many of us work in hellholes or hellhole wannabes that we've come to believe that that's the only way to do things, but it isn't. It's worth at least knowing there are alternatives.
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Not sure you're supposed to say this out loud 😬
The problem isn’t that AI is intelligent. It isn’t. The problem is that too many adults (but not all) are at once mechanistic, imitative, unimaginative, stupid, formulaic, influenceable, & gullible, arrogant beyond their skill set, & too expensive to maintain.
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Calling it now: Chrome and Mozilla will remove eMudhra as a G1 root, nulling them as a CA. On 20 Oct, eMudhra had 24 hours to give an explanation of what exactly happened with the mis-signed certificate. They did not; asked for more time; and now blame “investors/customers” 🤡
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Maybe connecting everything to a global internet wasn't such a great idea after all. We literally have supermarkets losing food and business because some rando on the other side of the planet set 100s if their fridges to defrost mode. Why is there a relentless push to connect every little thing? Time for "dumb" products to become the new "smart".
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The security tech debt reckoning is upon us.
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Void Compiler 💾⚡ retweeted
So far today: PHP, GitLab, Node, QUIC, LiteLLM, Railway, Fortinet, and a certificate authority whose private key was literally the number 4. At this point we need a @POTUS address from the Oval Office. "15 days to stop the spread" coming soon.
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Less than 24hrs later and we get a huge PHP RCE vuln. We're playing with fire. Funnily enough my employer has been in a wild panic since last week when they pulled the redundancies trigger. Almost immediately they got hit with multiple cyber attacks. Not sure if it's a coincidence, but either way AI is poking holes in everything now. One of our direct competitors were wiped out in a ransom attack a few months back. Literally just never recovered from it and all the business moved to us and other competitors. We could easily be next. The engineering giant brain /s that runs the show doesn't believe in defence in depth. I kid ye not. He says "if they're inside the network then it's game over". Well he's definitely correct with how he's removed any internal security layers. Stupid stupid stupid
There's no doubt in my mind that it's only a matter of time before we have a big systemic outage that causes total havoc. We've already seen isolated events with banking going offline. Jaguar Land Rover halted all production for five weeks last year due to a "cyber" attack (i.e., shitty infosec) and required a government bail out to stay afloat. It's coming.
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There's no doubt in my mind that it's only a matter of time before we have a big systemic outage that causes total havoc. We've already seen isolated events with banking going offline. Jaguar Land Rover halted all production for five weeks last year due to a "cyber" attack (i.e., shitty infosec) and required a government bail out to stay afloat. It's coming.
from infra perspective this is just insane for starters cloud leadership at revolut should be gone then im sure google didn’t honor whatever SLAs they had if the whole data center went down, how does this even happen? grid failure or something else?
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Thought: A social media platform that restricts you to one post per month. Use it or lose it. You can delete a post but can't post another until next month.
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Void Compiler 💾⚡ retweeted
If you want to become rich beyond your wildest dreams start a search engine company that finds what people actually type in. Google, Bing, DuckDuckGo - they can't do search now. There's a massive gap in the market.
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Gonna be looking for new things to do in the new year. Looking forward to getting away from corporate tech bullshit land. I need to detox and focus on positive things. But alas for the time being I'll be deep in collective redundancy negotiations - something to focus on and fire me up in the mornings at least. These fuckheads have been purposefully trying to push people out to minimise redundancy numbers. I'm on the war path.
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Void Compiler 💾⚡ retweeted
people are starting to realize. there *are* no moats left. the only true moat in existence was intelligence, and now that's out of the equation.
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I like to put on the Blue Danube Waltz while installing Windows updates. It creates a sense of doing something crirically important - majestic even 💫
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Computer Programming: Dead, 2026
Stackoverflow: Dead, 2022 IDEs: Dead, 2026 What's next?
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Seeing similar heroic efforts here while I make lunch. I think 90% of the developers I've ever worked with are toast at this point.
so fun story.. at work today opus 5.5 accidentally crashed some esp32 firmware into a tight boot loop by disabling the JTAG we don't currently use to free up enough internal RAM to enable the BLE stack then it rebuilt the firmware to debug but it couldn't flash because of the tight loop then flashed it with blinker code (smaller binary gets in before the system reboots) and got the coredump but lost the stack symbols because of the debug build it had made then it found the thread by decompiling the binary pulled from the device. so it added debugging around that and flashed it to find the crash but instead it got a corrupted stack in a completely different thread then it noticed that stack was adjacent to the idle task stack and that disabling JTAG required 28 more bytes than the idle stack had during an interrupt and it would corrupt the _mesg field in the adjacent stack it bumped the idle stack back up to 1.5K and JTAG could be disabled with no issue. then it ran git blame and found that someone 5 months ago had reduced the idle stack size from 1.5K to 1K to save internal memory. then it turned off JTAG and moved the BLE controller blob into PSRAM with another config switch, saving 96K of internal memory then i came back from dinner and was like.. "nice, remove the tombstones from the comments"
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Stackoverflow: Dead, 2022 IDEs: Dead, 2026 What's next?
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RJ Mitte, who played Walter “Flynn” White Jr., the son of Bryan Cranston’s Walter White, on the Emmy-winning series ‘Breaking Bad’ and became a disability-rights activist from his experiences living with cerebral palsy, has died at age 34. Mitte’s reps confirmed the news Monday, saying he died in Brownsville, TX. No immediate cause of death was given. “It is with profound sadness that we share the tragic passing of beloved actor, philanthropist, and passionate disability rights advocate RJ Mitte,” his reps said. Read more on his life and legacy here: deadline.com/2026/10/rj-mitt… (Photo: Adela Loconte/PMC)
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