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Jason Jordan

@von_funk

BLM, ACAB. Canadian, and most likely the Kwisatz Haderach.

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Joined September 2009
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Going forward: if you follow me & I follow back and then receive a copy/paste or auto DM, I will unfollow you.
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ADAM GORHAM@AdamTGorhamAug 20
Next week, Toronto! @FANEXPOCANADA
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Happy Pride
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I am 5 movies into the filmography of @skullfaceastro. I'm 30 minutes into this one, and there is a 4th shower scene. Every movie raises further questions.
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Netflix continues with spot on casting.
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No matter how good the Netflix version of Scooby Doo is, it would be 1000X better if they inexplicably cast Matthew Lillard as Shaggy amongst a bunch of 20 year olds and never mention how much older he looks.
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Caitlin Johnstone
@caitozMar 2
Proportionate? Iran's not trying to be proportionate. Proportionate would be for Iran to kill Trump. Kill his entire cabinet. Kill his opposition. Bomb the shit out of New York and Los Angeles. Bomb a school full of American kids. Bomb some hospitals. That would be proportionate.
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@jasonhickelMar 1
France, Germany and the UK have issued a statement condemning Iran's "disproportionate" response. I want to know what they think is a "proportionate" response when invaders assassinate your head of state and civilian leaders in an explicit campaign to destroy your government.
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I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom
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cav empty@cavempty_Jan 22
i work in private finance and i can tell you AI is OUT and gnomes are IN as the next big thing for 2026. every investment firm i talk to cant get enough of big mushrooms with small wooden doors, conical red hats, illusion magic, comic mischief, etc
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"33 crime guns"
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@TorontoPoliceJan 9
Through @1800222TIPS, we seized 33 crime guns, recovered more than $3.4 million in illegal narcotics and made 139 arrests leading to 802 charges last year. Community partners are crucial in solving and preventing crime. See It. Say It. Stop It. Read the story: tps.ca/media-centre/stories/…
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@ConnorEatsPantsJan 8
Replying to @JDVance
Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.
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I would settle for @porksmith doing the next Bond theme.
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Canada has given up on its "Victims of Communism" monument after hundreds of the names were shown to be affiliated with Nazi or Fascist groups.
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AI is bullshit and will never replace humanity's quest for knowledge.
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I revisited this today, it provided 3 different answers when the question was modified slightly. AI does know answers, it just knows what answers look like.
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Elon is a pedophile with no friends
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@justinboldaji11 Nov 2025
Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
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pokey pup@Whatapityonyou9 Nov 2025
Oooooh he’s maddddd lmao
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I doubt I'll get any kids stopping by, but I need to be prepared just in case.
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Honestly, we wouldn't have added "LFG" to the shorthand lexicon if it wasn't for Deadpool & @VancityReynolds
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The police artist sketch must have been really easy for this guy.
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