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Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined March 2015
Counter-Strike Needs Kassad on HTPM youtube.com/watch?v=WNa377bP…
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hot take: Pistol rounds are random and swingy but the replacements for them wouldn’t really be any better
🤔 donk was asked: "If you could make one change to CS, what would it be?" «I think they’re too important and too random to decide so much in a game». W or L?
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if you actually watched the games from Porto there's no way you would ever put Vitality with a replacement player anywhere near this high lol
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Spirit and Vitality head into PGL Masters Bucharest neck and neck 🏆 16 teams, $1,250,000 on the line and a grand final on October 31. MOUZ sit third, with FURIA and Aurora hunting the upset. Who lifts the trophy? 👇 polymarket.com/r/WhoWinsBuch… Traders predict Spirit at 29% and Vitality at 29% to win PGL Masters Bucharest! 🇷🇴
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i'm convinced at least 1 of the new hltv stats is made just to identify people that bring it up as having no idea what they're talking about
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Karrigan fr fixed kyousuke, said "1 major is enough." and unfixed him again
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📉 Kyousuke finished Thunderpick at a 0.89 rating across eight maps, below his 1.04 at EPL and 1.10 in Porto. HLTV called it a ‘miserable tournament.’ Falcons exited in the semifinal, and the roster question is back. Traders put the chance of any Falcons roster change by Dec. 31 at 28%. Should Falcons stick with this five, or make a move? 👇 polymarket.com/r/falcons-ros…
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if falcons don't win this i'm ready to say it's time (for niko to become an IGL)
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The Thunderpick World Championship 2026 playoffs are set 🏆🇲🇹 Traders predict Falcons have a 49% chance to win it all, followed by Aurora at 22%, FURIA at 19% and BetBoom at 7%. 🦅 Falcons’ trophy to lose, or are Traders overlooking someone? 👇 polymarket.com/r/thunderpick…
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might be the ugliest awp ace in cs history
🤯 nqz just pulled off an incredible AWP ACE! And you can see just how tilted s1mple was after that ( via @StakeEsports )
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this tweet was worth it just for the meme tier replies
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voo "cs2” csgo retweeted
Maui and voo look different...
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Legacy being #4 here is wild. Aurora looks great but I don't think they're there yet. Falcons looked solid at EPL but have plenty of issues. Furia aren't even the best team in Brazil
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Thunderpick World Championship is wide open ⚡ Falcons lead the field, but Aurora, FURIA and Legacy are all in the hunt 👀 Traders predict a 41% chance Falcons lift the trophy. Can they deliver, or is an upset coming? 👇 🔗 polymarket.com/r/mFTgX4P
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still
We can’t beat this motherfucking team
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new development
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chance for falcons to beat the same 3 teams in the playoffs as they did at the major
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chance for falcons to get donked in quarters
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Would call Vitality the favourites but 44% is high. Isn't it still possible that Apex might have to leave at some point and jL stands in?
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EPL playoffs are stacked 🔥 Falcons, Spirit, MOUZ, and FURIA are all on the same side of the bracket. 👀 Vitality lead the title odds at 44%. Who’s lifting the trophy in Katowice? 👇 🔗 polymarket.com/r/fQHAr3P
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tfw valve actually give an exemption and s1mple makes the major
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I actually saw S1mple arguing with asap at the airport. Asap was clutching at his BCGame jersey in tears, and S1mple kept telling him to "fuck off" and "valve ruined our dreams"
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Actual map losing 4:3 moment lol
karrigan just got 4:3'd 💀
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Sad part is Valve probably don't make this change retroactive if not for the sashi "actually he was never even danish" situation lol
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BC Game: 96% → 1% IN UNDER AN HOUR 📉 Valve changed the region-hopping rules ahead of PGL Singapore Major 🇸🇬 🔗 poly.market/qmur5Nk Traders predict a 1% chance of BC Game making the Major.
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I saw Niko at the gym, holding a 45 pound dumbbell. He said, "you can take the rat out of the gym, but you can't take the gym out of the rat, isn't that right buddy?" I laughed as a courtesy. "Hey would you mind spotting me?" Niko asked. "I'm doing weighted pop offs today"
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