
unlimited bae works ★ @cetacity ✍️ ★ @bindandsever ❤️
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Here's the grand reveal of the second job arriving in FFXIV: Evercold... Zephyr 🦅
i got informed that there's discourse on if the dornish are white or not? bffr man grrm himself has called palestine and moorish spain an inspiration for dorne
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im seeing a bunch of tweets like "it's weird that people have such huge archives of fics that arent theirs downloaded to share..." or "i hate that i'm seeing a copy of my fic being passed around outside of my control" and i think y'all need to touch some grass
my patrick stewart story is that my father went to university in england for a few years and patrick was his next-door neighbor. the two of them struck up a friendship that continued across the years and decades
my noble bus driver in shining armor who saves me from my evil bus driver that is always late to my connection by staying 1-2 minutes late
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Cheesecake Factory implies the existence of Cheesecake Industrial Revolution implies the existence of cheesecake alienation implies the existence of Cheesecake Romanticism
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🚨BREAKING: Fabio has died after he used an unsuccessful pickup line on Dietrich, and a Javelin of Light came from the sky and blew him up.
“He said, ‘boy are you French? Cause I want you to be La-Mine’, then he asked Vritra to immediately airstrike his position.”
if someone u loved turned into a giant lobster man a la cronenberg’s the fly but for shellfish would u hit
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Tension brewing as Cai meets with fellow 15 year old Fire Emblem lord, Leif:
“It’s crazy your family’s special lance is called the Gay Bulge. Who let that happen?”
“Not what it’s called.”
idk man I was so used to rp groups being 200 member slopfests with occasional gala events that I forgot you could use them to tell a story that would make you Feel Things and by fucking god. You Can
finished my rp group’s first year long arc with a Big Finale and hoooooly fuck i have never felt so creatively inspired in my life
like idk. a year ago I was kind of in the nadir of my rp career where I didn’t know if it was possible to really make rp where you could take big narrative swings and make actually radical political statements - tell the stories that wouldn’t get told unless You told them






















