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I canât accept this is AI, even if it is. It too perfectly encapsulates like 1940s technicolor weirdness. xitter.cf/AgentChud/status/21067âŠ
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the @BenjDicken balls: networking edition
points of interest:
- 13x higher latency when your server / db is in a different cloud
- cross az 6x slower than same az
- placement group faster than availability zone
- undersea cables are an engineering marvel
Bro built an obstacle course environment then blamed Claude when it tripped all his foot guns
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So whatâs up with Citrix NetScalers â holy shit. Youâre telling me:
1. Attackers basically send code
2. The NS logs what they sent
3. A vulnerable privileged Perl script periodically reads the logs, doesnât escape the inputs right, and executes that code
(CVE-2026-88771)
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BREAKING: Iâve uncovered the original LLM drafts of the accord from Claude, Grok, GPT, and Gemini!
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Iâve always dreamed of owning a $20 million house in Greenwich. It would enrich my life enormously. An indoor pool, stone pillar colonnade, and 5 car garage would be immensely rewarding. Unfortunately, I canât afford it.
Itâs an access and equity problem.
The federal government should lend me the $20 million. Whether I can realistically repay it shouldnât determine whether I deserve the opportunity. I can make income-based payments for a while, and if the numbers never work, the government can forgive the balance. After all, the government has money.
And if millions of us take out mortgages we canât repay, that doesnât mean the loans were irresponsible. It means we have a national housing-debt crisis requiring forgiveness.
Why should only rich people have access to $20 million houses?
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that donât make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
I do wonder what happens to home prices in Greenwich once everyone knows Uncle Sam will lend essentially whatever a house costs though. Surely sellers wonât notice that buyers suddenly have access to enormous amounts of federally backed money and adjust their asking prices accordingly.
Iâm sure the $20 million houses will remain $20 million purely out of principle. And if they become $30 million, well, obviously the solution is increasing the federal mortgage limit so ordinary Americans arenât priced out.
Itâs only fair!
Replying to @jarnolari @RaphaelMemes
A paciente tem uma raba gigante. O raio-X deixa bem clara a silhueta dos glĂșteos bem volumosos na regiĂŁo pĂ©lvica.
â[Sweeney] has become the biggest womenâs sport talking point of the year, yet doesnât even involve a sportswoman.â â Some liberal writer who forgot about
- Alysa Liuâs viral success
- WNBA new collective bargaining agreement
- Toronto Tempo and Portland Fire debut
- Everything about Sophie Cunningham
- Cathy Engelbert retiring
- Clark-Thomas foul
- USA-Canada womenâs hockey final
- Nelly Kordaâs huge season
- The RybakinaâSabalenka tennis rivalry
But sure, Megan, if youâre a liberal looking to make your hatred of Sydney Sweeney into a controversy about womenâs sports despite plainly not knowing about sports, the ad she made for a betting company she partially owns is the biggest story of 2026.
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