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PHP security risks remain high and PHP mitigation requires immediate attention. Our guidance is further supported by additional agencies including @CISACyber, @NCSC, @ASDGovAu, and CERT-EU. If you have not reviewed your exposure and applied mitigations, now is the time. Please read the linked resources, follow requisite vendor guidance, assess your environment, and implement mitigations without delay. nsa.gov/Press-Room/Press-Rel

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I can’t accept this is AI, even if it is. It too perfectly encapsulates like 1940s technicolor weirdness. xitter.cf/AgentChud/status/21067

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the @BenjDicken balls: networking edition points of interest: - 13x higher latency when your server / db is in a different cloud - cross az 6x slower than same az - placement group faster than availability zone - undersea cables are an engineering marvel
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Bro built an obstacle course environment then blamed Claude when it tripped all his foot guns
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So what’s up with Citrix NetScalers — holy shit. You’re telling me: 1. Attackers basically send code 2. The NS logs what they sent 3. A vulnerable privileged Perl script periodically reads the logs, doesn’t escape the inputs right, and executes that code (CVE-2026-88771)
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Finally, economics for people whose entire worldview is “I counted everyone’s money and some people have too much.”
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I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.
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NJ needs more farms, Not more endless townhomes
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Unlike activists and partisans, I only report objective facts.
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Our headlines and live coverage contain all the facts we're able to confirm as we confirm them. Unlike activists and partisans, we don't publish speculation or unverified information. Here's a Gift Link to follow along as we update our reporting: nytimes.com/live/2026/09/30/

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Never too young for your first Sev 1!
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BREAKING: I’ve uncovered the original LLM drafts of the accord from Claude, Grok, GPT, and Gemini!
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White House Accord on Super Intelligence
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I’ve always dreamed of owning a $20 million house in Greenwich. It would enrich my life enormously. An indoor pool, stone pillar colonnade, and 5 car garage would be immensely rewarding. Unfortunately, I can’t afford it. It’s an access and equity problem. The federal government should lend me the $20 million. Whether I can realistically repay it shouldn’t determine whether I deserve the opportunity. I can make income-based payments for a while, and if the numbers never work, the government can forgive the balance. After all, the government has money. And if millions of us take out mortgages we can’t repay, that doesn’t mean the loans were irresponsible. It means we have a national housing-debt crisis requiring forgiveness. Why should only rich people have access to $20 million houses?
Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/NmmAzhf
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I do wonder what happens to home prices in Greenwich once everyone knows Uncle Sam will lend essentially whatever a house costs though. Surely sellers won’t notice that buyers suddenly have access to enormous amounts of federally backed money and adjust their asking prices accordingly. I’m sure the $20 million houses will remain $20 million purely out of principle. And if they become $30 million, well, obviously the solution is increasing the federal mortgage limit so ordinary Americans aren’t priced out. It’s only fair!
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Ladies and gentlemen: Ezra Klein
Ezra Klein just proposed no longer allowing AI to write code. I’m speechless
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Look out manosphere
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A paciente tem uma raba gigante. O raio-X deixa bem clara a silhueta dos glĂșteos bem volumosos na regiĂŁo pĂ©lvica.
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“[Sweeney] has become the biggest women’s sport talking point of the year, yet doesn’t even involve a sportswoman.” — Some liberal writer who forgot about - Alysa Liu’s viral success - WNBA new collective bargaining agreement - Toronto Tempo and Portland Fire debut - Everything about Sophie Cunningham - Cathy Engelbert retiring - Clark-Thomas foul - USA-Canada women’s hockey final - Nelly Korda’s huge season - The Rybakina–Sabalenka tennis rivalry But sure, Megan, if you’re a liberal looking to make your hatred of Sydney Sweeney into a controversy about women’s sports despite plainly not knowing about sports, the ad she made for a betting company she partially owns is the biggest story of 2026. nytimes.com/athletic/7596394

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