garrett !!

❛ oh, jokes on you, knucklehead! i’ve got another baby! ❜ — garrett watts fake !! — lit. / heavy crack. — possible ships (??) ↻ / ♥︎ !!

i didn't fall off the face of the earth! that'd be cool though.

/ how to fake garrett CORRECTLY wikihow please

i have a cold and it's gross. good morning.

jeffree and james are the new brad and angelina. except, i hope they stay together.

i'unno, everybody else is a pretty close runner up.

What's your order @ taco bell — i REALLY like crunchwraps and quesaritos. get those. they're damn good. curiouscat.me/spooketic/post…

daddy. — i'm 29. (this is a joke. hi, jeffree.) curiouscat.me/spooketic/post…

Who gives the best hugs out of the squad? — morgan gives really good hugs, but so does shane??? i think they're all equal, but that's just me... curiouscat.me/spooketic/post…

YOU LOOK LIKE A HOT DAD MMMM — I HAVEN'T SHAVED IN A WEEK. I LOOK HOMELESS. (but thank you, hahah!) curiouscat.me/spooketic/post…

i'm glad you didn't fucking die — oh, thanks. me too?? curiouscat.me/spooketic/post…

a tiny bee in a tiny bee costume.

no i'm NOT DEAD, i just slept. a really long time. and now i'm awake.

imagine a tiny bee. that’s it, just the bee.

i think cinnabon and i are in a long term relationship now. this is cool.

OKAY.

shane and i are going to cinnabon, do you guys want anything??

i appreciate your friendship and inside out gucci, and i love you very much. - ry, who can't be bothered to log in x — that warmed my damn heart. i love you too!! curiouscat.me/spooketic/post…