R&B musician from Chapel Hill, NC. Black Lives Matter Live band: TJ Richardson - bass. Nikki Benton - drums. Keenan Jenkins - guitar
Chapel Hill, NC
Joined October 2010
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Sometimes I get mail that addresses me as the "responsible party" and I always pause and reflect on just how little either of those words applies to my life
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my boyfriend has been playing xbox with a guy from a different country that he’s never met for over 10 years and i just heard him ask him what’s he having for dinner i am going to cry 😢 why is that so WHOLESOME
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Politicians having their fursonas fight each other. We used to be a real country.
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for years my dad has argued that what the world needs is “the travel taco” i.e. a taco with sealed edges to keep all the filling from falling out while you’re on the move. and for years my mom has patiently explained the concept of burritos.
Drunk couple at my gig would - without realizing it - make out when I played anything sexy and stop when I broke the mood. This went from fun to stressful in like 5 minutes. Do you know what it's like to have to pace someone else's makeout marathon? It's a LOT of responsibility
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It's crazy that lil nas x went viral in a way that felt really random, like it could have happened to any kid, and then he turned out to just be really talented at singing and performing and writing but also marketing himself
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Honestly, more often than not, Thomas the Tank Engine looks like his mom walked in on him masturbating.
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i'm unmarried and childless but sometimes i make up a fictional family for my twitter jokes. my wife hates it but my kids think it's hilarious
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Took an edible last night and i just opened google maps and the last thing i had searched was “Treats”
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We put up with a lot from cats. If a person got "the zoomies" and ran around biting you and the couch you could have them lobotomized.
