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I’ll eat all your fucking spaghetti

Joined October 2011
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smoking cigarettes is definitely fucked up but u know what’s more fucked up?? people genuinely do look cool and sexy smoking them like sorry I’m grown enough to admit that, are you?
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⏰ 7:43 pm 📍Ann Arbor, MI #GreatestOfAllTimes #MarchMadness
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Hey, you know that thing that benefits both employees and employers? And that also benefits the environment? And that also benefits the families of workers? You know, that thing that really only hurts the Oil and Commercial real estate industry? Yeah, let's stop that shit. Now.
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That Publix trip before a boat/beach day is right around the corner yall
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replace this advice with some hoes
Replace Netflix with books. Replace music with podcasts. Replace excuses with action.
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drop chief keef on the russia ukraine border shit would be handled in a few hours
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Recently one of our newest team members asked if he could decorate his cubical. When I said yes, I wasn't expecting this...
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I think Kodak found something better to do at the Panthers game
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if a tiktok got u laughing the comments gon have you gasping for air
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This game rocks
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LETS GOOOO
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Ethan retweeted
People talk shit about the Midwest but this is what $900 a month gets you in Ann Arbor, MI
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I made another one.
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Me and my friends when the Target employees say they can’t find the red concrete balls
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Incredible celebration lmao
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ahh sounds so fun but i already have plans
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