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Telegrams & Anger returns for a Labor Dar weekend special! Read about Eisenhower, nuns, love, and Norman f*cking Rockwell! [LINK IN THE NEXT POST]

People get so angry when you tell them you don’t watch television.

I'm sure I, too, would see everything as "political" if I struggled to fit into my pants.

In the mail today: some timely advice from Richard Nixon.

Hitler is lucky he shot himself when he did. If he had waited much longer, everyone would have thought he was tr*ns.

“Politics, as I never tire of saying, is for social and emotional misfits, handicapped folk, those with a grudge. The purpose of politics is to help them overcome these feelings of inferiority & compensate for their personal inadequacies in the pursuit of power.” -  Auberon Waugh

I've thought a lot about math and it just doesn't add up.

Hellen of Goy just dislocated a cougar's jaw and you're black-pilling?

Why does everyone who wears an Apple Watch look like they’re going to burst out of their skin?

Late-season rose.

Halloween plans.

Who do you think made the grass? The ACME Corporation?

Anonymous ruins.

When you remove me from a Space, you are violating the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918.

If your idea of a good time involves spreadsheets, I want nothing to do with it. Return your soul to God.

A man wearing an obsidian black cape gave me this Hitler coffee table book.

Get YOUR demonic pumpkin out of MY gmail inbox.

1945 is a fascinating year to get naked.

People talk about making “cold calls” while I’m sending cold letters. We are not the same.

Guard your bed, guard your dreams!