//during sex//
me: hurt me
them: one day you could suddenly die and none of your online friends would ever know what happened to you
me: wha t
them: your account just goes silent, they ask for you, but after a year they’ve completely forgotten about you
me: //sobbing//
3 year old is really into catchphrases right now but he doesn't know when or where to use them. For instance when he puts on his shoes on he says “Welp, here goes nothing!”