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Reply with a photo of your credit card and I'll tell you what I bought with it

If the Frankenstein's monster doesn't feel loved, she will leave.

I had a dream that everyone was calling pomni, cloudy and I made a tweet that said "Damn why is my pee so Pomni" and it went viral

When is mamdani gonna do something about the gay

Going into home depot and walking out with fruits and vegetables

Tomorrow I will invent the wheel. The day after that? I'm not quite sure yet

Caught my coworker doing Duolingo for therapy speech

Play this gorilla from the moon with a short range toggle Tesla cannon without moralfagging

They just reassigned my priest(obvious reasons)and the new one uses pronouns. Apparently they/them priests are now allowed since the Pope is from Chicago. I want to change parishes but the new priest promises a more "lit" mass and rave sermons so I'll at least do a line with him.

(disturbed) (frightened) (agitated) One $6 meal deal please

Me: trans women deserve to be loved and respected My bf who I locked in his room til he hits diamond in Overwatch: i really love winton

*Explaining gender dysphoria to an American* okay now imagine a burger that wants to be a hotdog

I don't have a preference for bi women, I just think the way they misgender me is hot. It's like fucking your pussy and eating it too

The goal with weed is to freak out as much as possible and go insane

Unfortunately femboy city is a police state

I think that if horses had the capacity for language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such an applepilled neighcel"

You're gonna suck whatever deck comes out of this Quiver

With a band name like weezer, I just assumed one of you had pronouns

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Passing in the classical sense