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TRUE LAB
Joined August 2026
> WELL, WELL, WELL. It appears as though my genius has finally been noticed on the underwebs. As a result, I have decided to grace the people with my presence. Yeheheh! #gastertwt schrodingersgenius.straw.pag…
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Hello, dear friend! After that last message, I was unsure how to feel about eggs. However this has soothed my frayed nerves quite a bit, I must say. Thank you for the gift! How sweet of you. * The Doctor happily accepted.
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I am unsure if I should take this as a threat... especially considering recent sentiments amongst you all....
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⚛︎ Doctor W.D. Gaster retweeted
* A GIFT? FOR ME? * SEEMS UNNECESSARY, REALLY! * THOUGH YOU SEEM PRETTY DETERMINED TOO... * I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD WASTE YOUR TIME ON SOMEONE LIKE ME. * BUT IF YOU REALLY WISH TO, I WON'T OPPOSE! IT WOULD BE LOVELY, MUST ADMIT!
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* What is HIS issue /aff -Administrator
Replying to @WINGDINGS_FONT
👀👀 not post-shatter but
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⚛︎ Doctor W.D. Gaster retweeted
SHH DO NOT TELL ANYONE I AM HERE. NO ONE CAN KNOW.
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Welcome back, dear friend. I am doing...moderately well, no need to fret. I would have loved to invite all of you, however I fear that it would not sit quite well with the other attendees... I will make sure to tell you all about it afterwards, though!
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Depends what you would call 'eating well'. I am eating enough to keep me alive, at the very least.
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Hello again, friend! I will make sure I do. Thank you for the concern. (A lot of people seem to be worried about me lately...) You stay safe as well, will you? You seem to have a peculiar magnetism for some rather...vicious felines.
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...at least I have a cake. // man this really is his life isn't it LMFAO 😭😭😭
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IT MAY BE WHATEVER YOU WISH IT TO BE. (What even is a Winner Dollar...?)
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✋︎ ✌︎💣︎ 👎︎⚐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ 🕈︎☜︎☹︎☹︎📪︎ 👎︎☜︎✌︎☼︎ 👎︎⚐︎👍︎❄︎⚐︎☼︎📬︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎🕈︎📪︎ ✌︎❄︎ ☹︎☜︎✌︎💧︎❄︎📬︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎☠︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 👍︎⚐︎☠︎👍︎☜︎☼︎☠︎📬︎ // TL below
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// TL: I AM DOING WELL, DEAR DOCTOR. FOR NOW, AT LEAST. THANK YOU FOR THE CONCERN.
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// TL for gimmick: H︎E︎L︎L︎O︎.︎ I︎ H︎O︎P︎E︎ Y︎O︎U︎ A︎R︎E︎ C︎U︎R︎R︎E︎N︎T︎L︎Y︎ D︎O︎I︎N︎G︎ W︎E︎L︎L︎.︎ - ██████
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