Weaponized Pixels

Quick thought on Tesla FSD and parking. Last night when on FSD heading to my destination I realized—“Tesla has solved autonomous driving” then my thoughts shifted to THE destination and thought “except for parking.” Who would have thought that the simplest thing “parking” would be such a challenge for autonomous driving. But it is. It is so much more nuanced and personal than 90% of the driving experience. For example, I prefer to park toward the back of a parking lot, I like the walk from my spot to the door and I like my car away from swinging doors and shopping carts. And with ASS, if I want my car, it can come and scoop me from across the lot. Does the parking component of FSD need a more personal, more granular approach? Maybe, probably. I for one would love to be able to set my parking preferences like the driving settings (Sloth, Chill, Normal…) I know Elon and Tesla are aware and I’m confident they are working on solutions, but I think it’s more of a personal preference than a “closest spot” or “drop off at curb” mentality. If I notice myself, I notice a shift in mentality when I enter a parking situation…my brain enters another mode/interface and that’s the way I think Tesla should view it. Oh, and I can’t wait until my Cybertruck will park itself in my garage, exactly how I do.🙂🙏🏼

Got me addicted to the @grok dope, then I reach my usage limit. On the fence if I should upgrade or wait for my usage to reset tomorrow at 1:25pm.🤔 Probably go through withdrawals and wait.

Aye! @elonmusk Grok told me that Tesla insurance is available in Florida but when I navigate in the app there in no ‘Florida’ option. Help? grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5_0c95…

In-fugging-sane!

Sigh. When will they learn?

Just happens that I’ll be in Austin tomorrow, I’d happily cruise up to Waco if anyone has a spare ticket? Or a factory tour to see where my Cybertruck was born.🙏🏼

Had @grok imagine make an album cover for my ‘Cybertruck Speaker’ playlist. I think Grok was channeling a future event on Mars? So cool.

C’mon $BTC

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iPhone Duo as a person.

tesla.com/robotaxi 🤖🚖

There is a Beast lurking in my garage.

I shake my head at times with Apple iOS, the UI gets hitched up way to often, between horizon and vertical layouts, messages is a mess, the notifications/overlays (even when off) are just too much it feels like Jobs would’ve never release a product in this shape. I am running an iPhone 17 Pro Max on the latest OS with plenty of storage/memory.

Why is this not on the front page of your website? Maybe you’re narrative based, not news based.