𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐒

↳ What doesn’t kill me … 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐮𝐧. ᴀ ᴅᴇꜱᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀʀᴄᴜꜱ, ᴠᴏʟᴛᴜʀɪ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇꜱᴛ ʟᴏꜱꜱ

Hungry… hungry, moody, and running out of patience.

Did you hear that? I’m her man crush.

LISTEN OK WE FOUND IT

They could, but he has a plan.

They existed.

All I’m saying is — Eric and sookie ||

He hates Wednesdays.

Pull a Sofia? That sounds like an interesting proposition. Make note, she hates bees

For now, she better watch out.

Ah, so this is based on her being dramatic and creating false accusations that haven’t happened yet, lovely.

To rob them for new shoes apparently.

It was indeed, especially when her shoes were covered in bees

Absolutely breathtaking.

Neither will happen, he won’t allow it.

“We”? What have I ever done to you?!

No no, you stole my throne!

Has she gone mad?! Teaming up with their sister in law and planning her secret divorce?! He is H U R T.

Didyme has no reason to hold a grudge against me!

Like he’d let her actually get killed, he’d rather die than let that happen. Just a little brotherly banter.

Shouldn’t have started a war then!