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Professional nerd. Accomplished velociraptor. Occasional liar. Also kind of a stand up comic & obsessed with #StarTrekLowerDecks & #StarTrekPicard (#TeamShaw)

Washington, DC
Joined December 2008
Someone needs to ask him. #Neuralink
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Replying to @VeteransOnDuty
Veterans for Not This Paranoid Crap
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Look what you've done, @TerryMatalas! Incredible (and terrifying) #cosplay at @treklongisland #StarTrekPicard
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Did you know that a tree can be dead for up to 10 years, but will still sprout leaves as the nutrients are sucked from its corpse? Anyway, @YouTube is garbage that needs to be put down for this and 1,000 other reasons. youtube.com/watch?v=uAqnnT2t…
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Hey @paramountplus, I'm so pissed off that I logged into this hellscape of a platform to let you know the day after #StarTrekLowerDecks last episode is the day I cancel your @StarTrek hating ass.
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Cheepie is enjoying the #DangerZone (courtesy of @GrowlingAim9)
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Why is my @Google search bar suddenly sending me to @#$%! @bing ?!?!? #NeverBing @Microsoft
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Hey @StarTrekOnPPlus (sarcastic quotes around the Star Trek lately, BTW), we're a month away from the Emmy winning 🏆#Picard season 3 anniversary. You know, the first Trek show to break the Nielsen's Streaming Top 10? Where's #StarTrekLegacy?
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