Louisa Appleton retweeted
Any stop-motion peeps who fancy a really enjoyable post at the UCA in Farnham as tutor-tech (3 days a week) please please check this out!
You'll be joining a great team!
jobs.ucreative.ac.uk/vacancy…
Some of the my partner has thrown away from my shelves at random:
- An iPad keyboard and case
- A hat with Bluetooth headphones
- A vintage Spot the Dog bag that I had been looking for for years
- Our kids clothing labels (about 3 years worth)
- My favourite pen
🤷🏻♀️
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List of the worst tourist attractions as someone with a fear of mannequins:
1. SS Great Britain
2. Warwick Castle
3. Bowood House
4. Cornwall at War Museum
5. Madame Tussaud’s
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8yo: Can we have some cake?
Me: Yeah, go and get some for both of you.
8yo: Yes, we can have cake!
2yo: We can have some!
8yo: Only trouble is… I don’t know how?
2yo: Get a hammer?
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Louisa Appleton retweeted
When you’ve boiled your own tap water, had a dip at your local sewage dump, sorry, beach, had your NHS appointment cancelled, broken your car on a pothole, done your weekly shop made more expensive by Brexit and pulled your own tooth out, vote Tory - apparently they have a plan.
Louisa Appleton retweeted
I just cancelled my Adobe licence after many years as a customer.
The new terms give Adobe "worldwide royalty-free licence to reproduce, display, distribute" or do whatever they want with any content I produce using their software.
This is beyond insane. No creator in their right mind can accept this .
You pay a huge monthly subscription and they want to own your content and your entire business as well.
Going to have to learn some new tools.
You know when you miss a place and then you finally go back there and it’s filthy, full of rude people and has bad graffiti everywhere? Well I went back to my home town today…
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Before I had kids, I assumed that if there were 4 of us and one person spoke, the 3 others would listen. No one warned me that there would actually be 3 separate conversations at the same time and one fried mother.
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The other day, me, my son and my bike fell over when my son was trying his rear bike seat for the first time. He has not let this go. Earlier I was showing him pictures of a front saddle for him instead and he said, ‘now see it fallen over?’
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As I silently, reluctantly sloped off to get the kiddos something, I heard one reassure the other by excitedly saying ´It’s OK! That’s Mum for yes!’.
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Every day I think about buying carpets for my house but then my children remind me that I’m raising them as feral beasts.
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We have to find money and ideas to buy all close family and friends presents now? At the coldest, darkest and busiest time of the year? What is this!? This is a terrible idea!
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One minute you feel the same as you did in your twenties and the next minute you find a series of screenshots from google in your camera roll.
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Shoutout to the guy who went with it and served me a whole take-away container of just beansprouts in Camden when I was a teenager trying to get past a food phobia and not knowing what anything was.
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