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Find me at https://teapawt.net/t.co/RoDwCBqOgh and @werty on Bluesky and Mastodon.

NYC
Joined February 2007
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I’m only on Twitter sporadically these days. Find me doing tweet-like things on these platforms instead: BlueSky bsky.app/profile/werty.bsky.… Mastodon mastodon.social/@werty Threads threads.net/@netwert And then there’s my blog, now in its 25th year: netwert.com/ideapad
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David Wertheimer retweeted
My goal for the day is to reach the same level of optimism as AAA’s drive time estimator
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My BlueSky feed has pep. It’s upbeat, sassy and good-natured. Mastodon is earnest; the discourse there is often Very Serious. Meanwhile what’s left here is almost entirely journalists and breaking news—useful but not fun. I think bsky is where the fun has gone, and where I’ll be
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David Wertheimer retweeted
A look at The Wall Street Journal's decision to drop courtesy titles like Mr., Ms., and Mx., leaving The New York Times as the most notable holdout remaining (@annebranigin / Washington Post) washingtonpost.com/lifestyle… mediagazer.com/230523/p1#a23…
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Digging that @James_Holzhauer is writing his name in the @IronMaiden font on #JeopardyMasters.
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The single biggest problem with the Yankees is that Cashman repeatedly acquires fragile players thinking they're value plays, and then the Yanks' strength and conditioning team can't keep them on the field mlbtraderumors.com/2023/05/y…
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In my neighborhood, many buildings cover their awnings when scaffolding goes up, and the temporary address numbers that appear are much more interesting than the ones they cover up
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“Log into Twitter monthly or you may lose your account,” says the warning. So I logged into @says_eli to keep it current, and this is how Twitter welcomed me back:
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This is an account where I posted 10 years of innocent comments by a growing child. It doesn’t follow anyone and has two dozen followers, mostly old friends. Twitter thought that conversation was the best representation of what I could enjoy upon logging in
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I leave talk radio on in the background while I'm working (ersatz office white noise!), and there's a commercial running that includes a background sound effect of a phone ringing, and I perk up and listen for a second ring every. single. time
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Talk about ends of eras: diveintomark got taken over by an overseas sports betting spammer diveintomark.org/hello-world…
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My household watched the first episode of this season of "The Mandalorian," then promptly forgot about it. Even the kids. I've mentioned it twice since then and everyone says, "Oh, yeah," and then continues to not watch it. Are we the only ones who moved on?
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I do wonder if the experience of "Boba Fett"—my wife and kids found the violence egregious, and we didn't finish it—permanently damaged our enjoyment of the "Star Wars" offshoot franchise. We haven't watched "Andor," either.
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"chud moat"
One week after the Bluecheck thing, Twitter mostly the same for me. There’s now a chud moat of reply guys between a viral tweet and the normal replies, but that’s it. Clock set back to 2008.
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One of the nicer touches in Microsoft Teams is how meetings spawn matching chat threads, making it easy to continue a conversation via text after the video session has ended
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Just got a Microsoft Office notification that says I have unread Office notifications
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I unironically love the shit-eating grins on Bronxville native Bader (age 28) and Jersey-raised Volpe (21), both obviously still pinching themselves that they play for their favorite team and hang out with its biggest star
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