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dustin
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Do you guys like my funny family guy edit
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我以前把怀孕的蟑螂放进逼里，使劲一夹给夹爆，然后一堆小蟑螂就从逼里钻出来，有一种当妈妈的感觉。我一般用风油精，往里面灌点，蟑螂什么的就出来了，完事拿酒精擦擦消个毒。没事的，毕竟都定期来姨妈的，脏东西都排过去了。摸完风油精的逼逼塞进来刚开始凉凉的，后来火辣辣的，冰火两重天操起来很刺激，用过的都说好。我好想纹身在阴唇褶皱里，翻出来当社会人，翻进去考公。顺便给阴唇做个美容，把边边割下来做麻辣扇贝边，然后高价卖给公狗。
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The Eskimo were so surrounded by snow, it was such a part of their everyday life, that they had five hundred words for it. We have that too, but for “fag”
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That's terrifying and insane. If that was how people were built the streets would overflow with dead bodies and cum. xitter.cf/okanelkin/status/69684…
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They want to destroy gaming because God was the first gamer
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my rotting mushy flesh is infested with hives they are so moist so juicy and bubbly they have maggots fermenting and pickling in them
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I have not watched a movie in over 5 years, when people ask me "have you seen (new movie)" I say yes because I have seen enough 60 second clips of it on youtube shorts to know what happens in it
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> me, a kid, shucking corn
> rip the husk off
> eyes
> get mom. mom gets dad
> long, whispered, increasingly angry conversation. several phone calls
> finally a guy comes and takes the cob away
> dinner is late. back to shucking
> rip the husk off
> noses
