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Sometimes writer type. Wife. Mum. Servant to felines. Opinions my own, you idiot.

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined September 2015
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I am selling 1 verified ticket for Violent Femmes on 5 December 2024 at Palais Theatre, St Kilda via Ticketmaster. Interested? secure.ticketmaster.com.au/r…
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Replying to @R_Chirgwin
The rhetoric against adults saying what they like anonymously is downright dystopian.
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Australian governments have only many amazing success stories when it comes to delivering large scale IT projects. What could possibly go wrong? 🤭
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Sorry kids you can’t WhatsApp your cousins in England any more because Albo wants you to watch more Love Island on Channel 9
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I don't co parent with the government. I will never accept censorship from government. Neither will the majority of Australians.
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President Biden should resign as an act of protest tomorrow so Kamala Harris could be sworn in as the first female president until January. That would make Trump 48 and ruin that stupid hat of his. Can we get this trending.
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I think @AlboMP has been fucking around and is going to find this out too
It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
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Summing up Aussie politics today....
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I already had to get a new drivers licence because I once tried to port my number to @Optus but cancelled because they stuffed me around. VicRoads not Optus let me know btw. Somehow they still retained my details for them to be exposed. Like fuck I’d give my ID to Zuck or Musk.
Ok, so you all realise that proving your age on the internet isn’t like fronting up at the local bottle-o without ID ‘coz you most definitely don’t look like you’re 18 anymore, right? You do understand what that means for ALL of us over 16 who use the internet, right? RIGHT???😳
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The election cancels Google's antitrust breakup The monopoly continues Search will worsen
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I’m seeing people talk about the worldwide trend of countries moving right, and I think that has to be largely understood as the failure of neoliberalism. As liberal parties move right they stop delivering for people and find themselves in political no mans land.
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Google’s helpful content update obliterated lots of small publishers, but not to worry the algorithm that totally understands what humans want to know is serving up answers like this 👍👍👍
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#RentFree (Thanks for the opportunity to use this classic again?
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Replying to @iAnonPatriot
Do you know the Alphabet?
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Old mate @JellisCraig tried to ping me for carpets that were 20+ old and had already been eaten by carpet beetles before we moved in. They were schooled pretty quickly.
A property manager is trying to take bond away for some 3M hooks on the walls and a piece of black tape on a door. LODGING THAT BOND MYSELF BABY THE POWER IS IN MY HANDS LETS GO TO COURT.
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Good news @mrtonymartin - looks like the Vengabus is finally coming.
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Replying to @isobelroe
It is disclosed on the first line of the first page of the book, and has never been a secret. This is beyond desperate from the PM.
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Hi @thepotsnpans I’m currently having a very high brow discussion about the new TISM album and we are wondering if you were involved in the xx minutes to Springvale interludes at Podworx by any chance?
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Replying to @elonmusk
You should probably worry more about Twitter going bankrupt than the USA.
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