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Hit me with your rhythm stick.

Newcastle
Joined November 2009
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If you don’t retweet me lm leaving twitter
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I’m sat in the drs waiting room. Was surprised to see it quite full only to realise people are here for their Covid jabs.
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15. light blue is a map as we know it and dark blue is the actual size of each country
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Replying to @MattWallace888
https://teapawt.net/t.co/6ay4tCqMzN "Doctors don't want you to learn this truth: For every problem in your body, there is a frequency that can heal you." 🤔
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A bit rough around the edges in v. busy first full week back at school/work, but while bandwagon's rolling, here's a little musical parody setting the #PostOfficeScandal & #MrBatesVsThePostOffice to a @BonnieTOfficial 🎶classic. We're calling it: "They Should Be Cleared, Though!"
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While many complain about life in general and the cost of living etc, I am sitting on a sofa that costs £3,500, lovely and warm in front of a fire place costing £2,300, watching the latest film on a 90" smart TV that costs £4,000. Right now, I'm so happy, with no worries and not a care in the world. Not even the staff at John Lewis, who keep asking me to leave can spoil my day.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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If they were working class living in a council house with a spa logged onto to the back bedroom they’d be in jail just now, not doing media interviews - this so fucken shameful
Captain Sir Tom Moore's daughter has admitted keeping £800,000 from the three books he wrote before he died - despite the prologue of one of them saying the money would go to the charity in his name 👇 trib.al/3zv4g0F
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Looking for @PaulWilder tonight. Where are you?
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Every time I hear "Captain's log" on a Star Trek episode I smile to myself thinking the captain is talking about a turd they dropped. Been doing that over 40 years and I still find it mildly amusing.
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Help me get accountability for the years I spent wrongly imprisoned - Sign the Petition! chng.it/KzQrfvR5 via @UKChange
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