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Good morning! πβπΏ
I banged out this little illustration yesterday between other projects.
2010 me is always sending present day me good vibes from another time and place.
Still the same rabble rouser at heart, I just don't look like a total punk anymore π
Good morning!
I painted a hat over the weekend ... now I have a last minute chanterelle costume for Halloween. πββοΈπ
Cutesy time is over. π
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Quick timeline of the Bongino Block Party
Me: posts joke about block party
@OwenShroyer1776: i'll host it
Audience: this is hilarious
Blocked people: I'm in
Not-blocked People: I want to get blocked
Bongino & Co: you're leftist losers and you're obsessed with me, I own you, you are jealous of my success, posts tweet about it, employees tweeting about it, engaging with comments about it, signals interest in counter party, changes X bio to mention how he "blocks imbeciles"
Us: should we get a bounce house?
Hang it in your kitchen to ward off vampires.
Also making fire cider with our own ginger, turmeric, garlic and peppers this weekend. π€©
Slice across the top so that every clove it just barely exposed - pour olive oil on top, cover and put in oven and it becomes a tacky garlic spread.
Peel the clove, cover in honey.
Look up a fire cider recipe and make the most pungent one you can handle to keep all things sickness away!
Plant garlic 2 - 3 inches, one clove, wrapper on, pointed up, base down, mulch with leaves some other organic matter - enjoy more garlic.
Open clove, bite clove, eat clove raw.
Chop clove finely, brown in a pan, add butter, use on steak.
Making food? Did you forget the garlic - add garlic.
Give garlic to friend and family as gift.
Join me for more garlic information - we're planting next week!
I am pretty sure I befriended a bake-danuki (shapeshifting tanuki) named Shinosuke when I was living in Tokyo.
He worked at a falafel shop called Falafel π King that was open at magical hours and never on a schedule. Rare for Japan.
It was either gate up or gate down to signal the availability of falafel ... more often than not the gate was down.
Shinosuke wore a patchwork housecoat, blasted Ott's 'Skylon' and spoke riddles in broken English. I think about him a lot. π¦































