@wheelswordsmith

chief posting officer @ internet

 Melbourne
Joined October 2013
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i am a millennial and i paid off my own home all i did was eat out less cut down on social drinking take a role on the board of directors of my uncle's investment banking corporation and inherit a duchy as a landed son of my father the king if i can do it anyone can do it
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well at least extinction is good for the markets
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i imagine this is exactly what it feels like to find an old usb stick with 700 bitcoins on it
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might be the greatest community note in world history
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genuinely reads like the onion
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here is a poem i wrote
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if you liked this i have started an instagram: jesswheeleroverthinks as i don't use this site much anymore
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well at least they know their audience
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Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what
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no lowballs i know what i've got
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moved into our new place and i dont have enough speaker cable...
wheels@wheelswordsmith2 Oct 2022
rough day for me today, wife making me throw out the giant box of random cables we've been carting around for years
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we got vending machine oysters before gta 6
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them: buying gold bars, filling up cans of petrol, bitcoin me:
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found it
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got up and had a 3 hour surf, then ate a pie and a pastie, now drinking a beer can i get a hell yeah brother
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havin another one
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– at Melbourne, Victoria
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this 7 year old post now feels oddly prophetic – at Melbourne, Victoria
wheels@wheelswordsmith8 Oct 2018
throat dry as burnt leather. muted pangs reverberate in my stomach, now a pulsing void. sand and bone swimming between toes, the sting of sun torching weathered skin as i emerge from the cave. "time for another day of owning the libs" i chuckle from cracked and bloodied lips
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me, 14 hours a day, thinking about sam walsh's hamstring – at Melbourne, Victoria
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new banksy in collingwood
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it's... it's beautiful
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