At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

Who the fuck started jerking chicken

Hot take but neck pillows are extremely performative

They kicked me out and banned me from the establishment

I only eat pussy with a tajin rim

Liquor? Yeah if she’ll let me

Grown ass man wearing bedazzled clothing

Update soon when I hit the club tomorrow

Working out consistently yields results, but dudee… the laundry

House music so good when you don’t have a bitch in your ear telling you it sucks

Ethical Basketball is on Today. #PorVida

Sorry babe you met me at a very Mexican time in my life

A flirty friendship better than a relationship

I don’t answer the phone on Fridays because i probably won’t come back till Sunday

First time I tasted alcohol I knew that shit was for me

When she got a praise kink but she lowkey sucks

That pumpkin patch date isn’t gonna save your relationship

I could be getting married and all imma post on my Instagram story is a sunset or a beer pic

World is loud but my music louder

Everyday is I love you day if your Mexican enough