lowkey wanna write a modern meet cute fic in which dan is on a dry ass tinder date and just accidentally stares at phil sitting at the next table the whole time
dan running the couch situation like the navy and phil hitting him with the "imagine if i was dead, you'd have an erect cushion but no joy in your life"😭😭
phil calling his past relationships "dalliances" is really funny like i know they probably feel that way in comparison to dan but surely that guy he dating that cheated on him and he cried over was a little more than a dalliance? 😭
i love how when phil said “we need to see other people for a while”, dan went “i’m just glazing past that. notice how i was just glazing past that? it’s fine.” only to immediately follow up with “WHO DO YOU WANNA SEE?” lmao😭
