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#hollanov #smau vet Ilya x white collar shane shane never had animals. but when he witnesses how a scumbag hits puppies and doesn't stop, he can't just walk away. through the panic he brings whimpering furry balls the nearest vet clinic, which is happens to be ilya's.
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you’re all talking bad and how you’re not gonna watch the skip movie but what if the story of eric and kyle and ilya sitting in the kingfisher will be in it.
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okay what iffff....
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all my heart goes to bitchy Haasy
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- почему яйцо ты решил нарисовать не куриное, а, ну, мужское? - оно получилось неидеальной формы, я такое видел сорри что
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новый сезон тейблтайм
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моя остановочка мать ильи - афродита, покровительница однополой любви, ее цветы, кстати, лилии и розы среди прочих, мать шейна - афина
Are there any Percy Jackson fans here? If so, who do you think Shane and Ilya's godly parents are? Nike and Nemesis would be very cliché, but it is very them I don't see them as children of the big three... but some Olympian might convince me.
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“haha rozanov is 100% straight look at him NOoo way” all the league during his career “no WAY we had no CLUE he’s so straight how COME he sucks dicks!” all the league after hollanov outing meanwhile ilya every time:
literally ilya in this scene
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дочка дани и полины выглядит буквально как даню и полину смешали и поделили пополам. магия.
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okay what iffff....
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иду жертвовать собой (донорствовать кровь)
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that's literally my THE MOST favorite scene in the show, i love Rose's softness and acceptance which encourages Shane's openness and vulnerability, and he is FUNNY and sweet and he finally admits things to himself
one of the most unhinged things shane ever said outloud 😭😭😭
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is texas turning blue a sign for me to finally read red, white and royal blue
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вот этот твит в книжном клубе ильи розанова надо 😭
пушкин написал евгения онегина пушкин написал мороз и солнце а мог пушкин написать неправославное гей-порно на ао3 с рейтингом нц-21 и метками бдсм дэдди кинк и дёрти толк?? вот и думайте
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let me say even more unpopular opinion i believe that they shaved him not to show depression but simply to make him look OLDER
unpopular opinion: i dont like the idea of a scene like this one for ilya bc depression is not just about a haircut 🧍‍♀️
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у меня есть мнение про культурные различия воспитания на примере ильи розанова, но я не могу об этом говорить тут вслух
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what will you do to me if i would write a fanfic about little 12 yo ilya entering this exact room and see his mother on the bed, not breathing. he tells it to shane and it’s the first time he says it out loud in details.
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oh you don’t like it i don’t care i will still do it
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yeah okay the problem is that it's me - curly blond russian speaking green eyed bisexual with predisposition to dementia, active depression, slightly on spectrum and i have freckles. would i wish it to anybody? hell no. does anybody need it (me)?
lazy summer evening in the cottage and shane and ilya lay out solitaire on what is better for their future kid - to be an autistic wasian with risks for eating disorders or to have predisposition to depression and dementia
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у меня есть страшный незакрытый гештальт - у меня в школе была подружка из еще более религиозной семьи, чем моя. она уже много лет не присутствует ни на одной из их семейных фотографий. я хочу знать, что с ней.
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