opinions are not my own • semi-professional unprofessional shitposter

United States
Joined October 2021
standing while i eat my lunch but shaking my head disapprovingly so people know im an ally
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gotta hand it to elon, that roadster event must've gone hard as fuck if you have cottage cheese for brains
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Someone pull the trigger, please 🔥
Go get it 🐢❤️
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do you think tom hanks named his son chet because he knew he'd be a chet or do you think the name turned him into a chet?
👀 Chet Hanks confronted Eric Andre in a wild interaction over the weekend at ComplexCon.
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people just be making half a tweet these days. like what the fuck are you even saying, complete your thought
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anyone with a heart is a jstn fan today
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why did people start calling everything negative slander even when it's objectively true
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the concept of someone trying to separate the art from the artist and its ed sheeran
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mr beast punching the air that they beat him to it
EXCLUSIVE: Netflix has announced "The New Stanford Prison Experiment," an unscripted series streaming Oct. 21. "Thirty willing participants enter a real prison and are randomly assigned as guards or prisoners. Thrust into a system of power, hierarchy, and control, they’ll discover whether ordinary people inevitably conform to the roles they’re given—or whether empathy, morality, and individuality can withstand the forces pushing them in the opposite direction. As the pressure builds and the balance of power begins to shift, the central question feels more urgent than ever: Does power corrupt?" wp.me/pc8uak-1lHKzp
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they got so tired of him whiffing that they used the same shitty connection 3 different times 😭
Vivek Ramaswamy has an Instagram video at batting cages and presenting the swing without comment
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they got turtles at the vatican? didn't know the pope was chill like that
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quebec seems so performatively "french"
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rough looking 13 year old
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yall ever use those breathe right strips when you sleep? because i did for the first time last night and holy shit
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yeah that checks out
I promise… I’m definitely going to the gym in the morning. 👀😂
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all green imperial jade 🤙
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put a load of laundry in this morning so i could sit on my ass all day guilt free then forgot to flip it and it smells now
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wid retweeted
New pickup 💎 Desert Eagle | Hypnotic #661 FN (.01) that someone sadly unboxed from a case 😅 Shout-out to @Epidemic for the sale and @widthemid for doing the cool sticker craft on it a while back 🤝
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wid retweeted
BIGGEST SURF TOURNAMENT IN HISTORY Surf Upsidedown 4 Trailer #chills + I will be casting 😏
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truly the most pathetic display of haram ball from argentina today. thank god it didn't get rewarded with penalties
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