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Joined April 2025
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The smartest kid in my high school dropped out after proving that it's impossible to learn
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Trying to explain the medieval middle class to an American: Imagine a burgher
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p(doom) -= 0.05 now that nate soare's sexy face is getting so much air time
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First piece at the new gig! I was having a really hard time finding work after getting laid off from Spencer's -- thanks to the folks at the DOW for taking a chance on me.
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@DoWCTOSep 14
Americanism, not effective altruism. The United States will continue to be AI DOMINANT! 🇺🇸
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i love bernie sanders i love the pope
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The Cremation of Sam McGee
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@megievalistSep 10
If you wanted to introduce an "I hate poetry" person to good poetry, what's the one poem you'd give them to read?
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Some work of noble note may yet be done
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Aleth (@alethicgray) profile pictureAleth@alethicgraySep 10
What's the optimal career strategy for an underskilled wordcel with nominally impressive but hollow technical credentials?
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coffee with computer is so terrible... but coffee with book is so good :)
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shirtless... sun going down... cold and getting eaten by mosquitos while my sunburn peels... my phone is gone.... i ordered 10 of the wrong item on amazon...
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just ordered a 4th cat harness
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tweakers always have the best back yards
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can you trust the feelings that arise when you're driving on the open road? can you trust the feelings that arise when you're driving on the open road reddit
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if god wanted us to love one another he wouldn't have made us different
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ive been looking
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people hallucinate bugs because they are haunted by the many they've squished in their lives. a butcher may report the feeling of cows walking all over him, and so on
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im taking a lot of suspicious prescriptions because in 30 years the only way to escape the underclass will be through class action lawsuits
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who up burtin they ernie
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a young ho can wear their trader joes outfit to the rave
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