Proud Dad of two boys and family man. From Hartlepool (HUFC fan), live in and love Manchester. Volunteer grassroots football Coach.
Joined July 2011
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What a funny story🤣
NOLBERTO SOLANO on his first proper drinking session with Newcastle teammates Steve Howey and Duncan Ferguson:
“They called themselves ‘The Heavyweights’. They said, ‘Hey, little Peruvian, want to come for a pint?’ Of course, why not? I’m sociable.
“In Peru, the tradition is that you get a bottle of beer and share it with everyone in little glasses. Here, we went to the Pitcher and Piano. We were only there for about 45 minutes and it was bang, bang, bang with the pints.
“We went to the next bar, then the next. At one point they bought some whisky and I was saying, ‘No, no, no, no, no mixing. Only beer.’
“I was mullered. We came out of the bar, I didn’t know where I was, it was dark and my watch said four o’clock. I rang my wife to apologise and said, ‘I’m so sorry, I didn’t realise it was so late.’
“She said, ‘What are you talking about?’
“I thought it was four in the morning. It was four in the afternoon.”
Quite the introduction to English football.
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Anyone else keep refreshing their emails. C'mon lads @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher send me a code!
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Just been to watch #DontLookBackInAnger @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Holy shit lads! That released some amazing memories! I'm 49 and had tears rolling down my face! Happy tears but what a film! Fingers crossed for 2027 tickets!
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Deary me!
@Official_HUFC The best part of that game was the Guinness at Kennedy's in Altrincham beforehand!
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Two & half hour drive. Spend hours trying to sort out my Mam's #skyglasstv Then 45 mins #podpoint customer service trying to charge my car at Tesco! Then watched @Official_HUFC get beat & charged £4.70 for a pint & the same for a pie. Can I get refund on Friday?!
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What a week! My oldest Son passes his A levels and gets accepted for Uni and your youngest has been given the cold shoulder by some of his so called mates! Never a dull moment being a parent! I need this...
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Mrs and kids are out. House to myself which is a very rare occasion. What can I do? Beer and watch a dinosaur series on Netflix 🤣
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Still no sensible reply on this @vinted @vintedUK ? My Son has been had over and you keep washing your hands of it!!!!
So this shitbag has scammed my son out of £350 @vinted who are doing f all to help him! Can X help and try and find this twat and ask him to do the right thing and pay for the Nintendo DS that you have been sent?? Carlj54 may live in the Leigh On Sea area. Do the right thing!
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So this shitbag has scammed my son out of £350 @vinted who are doing f all to help him! Can X help and try and find this twat and ask him to do the right thing and pay for the Nintendo DS that you have been sent?? Carlj54 may live in the Leigh On Sea area. Do the right thing!
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So this shitbag has scammed my son out of £350 @vinted who are doing f all to help him! Can X help and try and find this twat and ask him to do the right thing and pay for the Nintendo DS that you have been sent?? Carlj54 may live in the Leigh On Sea area. Do the right thing!