Yall be putting on these 10 minute long Lana del Rey songs at karaoke phoning it in after a minute and a half and wondering why everyone suddenly yawning and wanna go home

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funyun princess · Nov 7, 2026 · 1:45 AM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryNov 7

i can’t stop thinking about Vanessa Redgrave in The Devils

funyun princess · Nov 7, 2026 · 12:18 AM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryNov 7

you have a rimowa carryon because you’re asian. i have a rimowa carryon because i only trust things german people make (also uffie has one)

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funyun princess · Nov 6, 2026 · 2:37 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryNov 6

“our records indicate that you do not have an emergency contact listed” BECAUSE NO ONE CAN HELP ME !!!

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Gait Analyst · Nov 4, 2026 · 12:55 PM UTC

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Gait Analyst

@gaitanalystNov 4

Replying to @jakozloski

Everybody wants to be loved for who they are on the inside by the hot people.

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Victoria Rose · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:31 AM UTC

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Victoria Rose

@woahhvickyyyNov 3

Why don't you want to come drink literal poison w us and get stared at by lustful demons all night

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funyun princess · Nov 2, 2026 · 9:32 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryNov 2

i finally got a coffee table 🤗

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funyun princess · Nov 1, 2026 · 2:48 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryNov 1

the wall comes at you fast

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funyun princess · Oct 31, 2026 · 9:34 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryOct 31

you guys deserve this for being corny about the most normal unremarkable shit

Sahalie Donaldson@SahalieDOct 30

Gov. Kathy Hochul arrives at Clandestino in the Lower East Side - or as some would argue, the heart of Dimes Square. She’s embarking on a bar crawl with Manhattan Young Dems. We were in the West Village’s historic LGBTQ bar Julius before this.

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funyun princess · Oct 31, 2026 · 9:13 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryOct 31

enough with the meme costumes already

Anna Khachiyan

@annakhachiyanOct 31

D I N E R G O T H

Image from Anna Khachiyan (@annakhachiyan)

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martina martinez · Oct 31, 2026 · 12:12 AM UTC

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martina martinez

@illegalth0tOct 31

Replying to @annakhachiyan @QuetzalPhoenix

Honestly, they’re just very emotionally immature. They love believing in these longshot utopian ideas knowing full well that they’re never gonna happen

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funyun princess · Oct 31, 2026 · 3:05 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryOct 31

these tryhard meta costumes really are the worst

dua lipa’s cousin@adrnvicOct 31

what do you mean you’re the whore mirror from black swan

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funyun princess · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:49 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryOct 31

🙏

NewsWire

@NewsWire_USOct 31

Trump says he is considering Nicki Minaj for White House press secretary role.

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Gay Interrupted · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:42 AM UTC

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Gay Interrupted

@TwinkTheoryOct 29

Fag babble is a tonal language like mandarin, extremely difficult for none native speakers to ever learn. “Diva” can have 9-12 different meanings depending on pitch/tone/accompanying sounds

chris@fulltiimepapiiOct 28

a gay guy calling you “diva” can mean anything from “i love you” to “you’ve fundamentally misunderstood the situation”

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funyun princess · Oct 29, 2026 · 12:32 AM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryOct 29

verymoisturized is such a silly person. her bio says “in it not of it” and she has a baby by howling mutant. it doesn’t get more “in it” or “of it” than that

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funyun princess · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:44 AM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryOct 28

The Nerves - Paper Dolls youtu.be/0lmJ-ZWSOA8?is=p7vI…

The Nerves - Paper Dolls

youtube.com

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funyun princess · Oct 27, 2026 · 10:21 PM UTC

funyun princess@willactuallycryOct 27

eldest daughters can only be failed

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