parody account

Where I was not where I am
Joined July 2009
CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY! We are giving ONE person the chance to win our porky prize. Simply RT & follow us. It's that simple. Competition closes tonight at 11:59pm and the winner to be announced on SAT 14th DEC, good luck. #Competition #FreebieFriday #win #RayGraySnacks 🎅🎄🎁
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If anyone likes the band name “ Elon Busks Mutthole “ you can have it for free
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Now here's a petition I could get behind @Nigel_Farage #Farage
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Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄
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New Morrissey single, ‘Don’t Bother Getting Me Anything For Christmas’, to be released on 15 December
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Let nobody say that there were not warnings and that those warnings were also hairy, big, hungry and that they enjoyed donuts. When it’s pure social Darwinism, the bears will kick your ass every time. newrepublic.com/article/1596…
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Clothes have long been political. 🧵
Replying to @dieworkwear
Even clothes have to be political. Ridiculous.
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I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm
Another puppet who can’t even talk without being fed the words. The Kamala campaign has no authenticity or true empathy.
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Elon, you are already headfirst deep in Uranus
Electing @realDonaldTrump is the path to becoming a multiplanet species
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Nick Cave is your anxious Nan #aturdaday #4elon
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I am gilding my lino cuts to render them redundant
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Ok fuck it ….i will stop posting actual shit out of spite. Here is some more of my shit.
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I was going to post some more human excrement but then I found this instead
I love you baby And yes you look like shite Your IQ’s 90 But then at least you’re white 🎶
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