@willdymott

Founder at Chalk Stream

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Joined October 2008
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WTF @UKgovcomms why resend the emergency alert at 11:35pm! I was just nodding off! Dicks
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In 2018 TFL changed the name of Southgate tube, will they do the same this year for South Kensington? Cc. @geofftech
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It appears that @RealMattLucas is immortal! Here he is in the 1600’s
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I wonder who @Nigel_Farage wants to torture and why? #wtf!
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Hi @Nigel_Farage this is from you operation “restoring justice” policy paper from August. Quick question… WHY DO YOU WANT TO TORTURE PEOPLE??! 😳 @Parody_PM perhaps you have a better idea?!
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Would you like an early Christmas present? Would you like these pin badges? All you have to do is RT this tweet & I will select a winner one week from today. Good Luck.
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Comic: “Labels” #comic #tylenol
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RIP Dame ‘Steve’, at 91 Stephane Shirley’s life can only be described as a triumph, she didn’t break the glass ceiling, she smashed it to smithereens and ground it to sand. theguardian.com/education/20…

Dame Stephanie Shirley obituary

Pioneering computer scientist, founder of her own software company, philanthropist and determined autism campaigner

theguardian.com
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Well, if I were @jet2tweets I would be sending a very public cease and desist to the White House. itv.com/news/2025-07-30/whit…

Jess Glynne hits out at 'sick' White House video using her Jet2 advert song | ITV News

The woman behind the now famous voiceover has spoken out against the White House using her voice for its 'nasty' agenda. | ITV National News

itv.com
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Well this isn’t unhinged at all. 😳
The White House
@WhiteHouse4 May 2025
Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire. May the 4th be with you.
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An incredibly heartwarming moment in parliament today that you can bet won’t be reported on. Women from across parties rushed to comfort Katrina Murray with tissues and water. The MP for Cumbernauld and Kirkintilloch spoke powerfully and emotionally of her experience of abusive relationships.
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Actually Frankincense was the name of the perfume’s creator…
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Ian Hislop in ⁦@PrivateEyeNews⁩ on his encounter with the unrepentant Justin Welby
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This: also block objectionable accounts quickly and freely it makes for a much better experience.
dan barker
@danbarker18 Nov 2024
A tip for Twitter/X: Interacting with things may tell the algorithm you want more of those things If you dislike something & you reshare it negatively, or argue, you may see more similar things, rather than less Interact with stuff you like, instead, & you'll see more of those
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dan barker
@danbarker18 Nov 2024
A tip for Twitter/X: Interacting with things may tell the algorithm you want more of those things If you dislike something & you reshare it negatively, or argue, you may see more similar things, rather than less Interact with stuff you like, instead, & you'll see more of those
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Susie Dent
@susie_dent6 Nov 2024
Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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It’s Zero Waste week. To help you on your zero waste journey we’re offering 25% off all orders in this Sunday. chalkstream.co
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Olympic facts: Did you know that if the UK had the same population as the US or China then someone would be sitting on you right now.
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