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Will Graham, 38, Teacher, Criminal Profiler. I like fly fishing and I rescue stray dogs. (30, he/him, 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿) a total fuking fruit loop and freak

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Joined November 2024
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NOBODY UNDERSTOOD MY FUNNY
omg guys I met Frank Iero
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scout redesign πŸ—£οΈπŸ—£οΈ #tf2 #tf2scout
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I'm so high right now I thought he was at a podium giving a speech
Tasmania’s notorious β€˜Neil The Seal’ is back on land & wreaking havoc 🦭 [via/ X @jonzzy ]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached video is from July 2026, not November as the post implies. There is no evidence that Neil has returned to Tasmania since he left in July 11th. x.com/jonzzy/status/… cnn.com/2026/07/11/wor…
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Gerard Way is on the nice list!
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buttws
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HAPPY BONFIRE NIGHT
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I GOT HIM I GOT HIM HES A HEART
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GET FUCKED AND ENJOY PRISON
British actor and comedian Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault in UK trial. cnn.it/4iyFjsi
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British actor and comedian Russell Brand found guilty of rape and sexual assault in UK trial. cnn.it/4iyFjsi
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Every Miku is canon
Finally, a synth with a 'sac' parameter. Taking vocal tract synthesis to white silly places.
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My long distance partner of 6 years broke up with me via Google doc where instead of calling me to tell me they wanted to break up and why they listed why I was such a god awful partner (I didn't reply on discord fast enough)
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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When I was a child I got lost in one of those caravan park entertainment centers and they took me on stage and I I didn't know my grandmothers name so I said "my insane grandmother who looks like such and such" until she found me on stage like THATS MY GRANDKID SORRY
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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A 97-year-old man has gone viral after dying at his own birthday party Vito was seen dancing to the Bee Gees' "Stayin' Alive" before making a "dramatic exit"
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when i was 3 or 4 i got separated from my family at an amusement park and a man found me and helped reunite me with them. however, he was an elvis impersonator and did not break character the entire time and i’ve been terrified of elvis ever since
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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How it feels being British scrolling twt today
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Bad day for pedophiles and cunts
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