windstilla

don’t judge a man for his motion until you’ve swum in his ocean

It’s the only way the story can avoid having “blown its load” too early.

Facecard dont decline Cuz I got da schnoz on me Call me Ethan Klein Way she put her schnoz on me

The only satisfying end to the Berserk story is Guts becoming an apostle to kill Griffith. Preferably the sacrifice he makes to become an apostle is all those gay kids he’s dragging around right now, and Casca ofc.

Is this shape a Bibi or a Lula?

If your man ain’t barkin, he’s found another tree

tf you mean you cant have mushrooms on that, you suck dick bro

i wasn’t homophobic until I pictured a gay man being a picky eater

back pieces are a sex-gods bat-signal

Just another bricked in the wall

Just another cock in the machine

but of all of my wishes I wish most for clean dishes

women in my generation learned the term “weaponised incompetence” and then promptly forgot how to cook

this girl broke contact with me because I did not rape her lol

the goyim deserves rain today

all my exes send me postcards

It will just be ocarina of time HD but with weapon durability

I feel good, I feel sexy I feel sexy, I feel good

My globalist propaganda will consist of phonk edits of prominent diplomats and foreign ministers

back in the day, when the big bang had just bung

Spiderverse fans move as if they were the first and only movies ever made