Dear Media,
@cnn @MSNOWNews @NewsNation @FoxNews @NBCNews @abcnews
As you cover the upcoming election interference claims, it is your duty as journalists to remind your viewers that back in 2020 according to contemporaneous notes and SWORN TESTIMONY from his own DOJ official. During a December 27, 2020, phone call with acting Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen and acting Deputy Attorney General Richard Donoghue, Trump said:
Yes—according to contemporaneous notes and sworn testimony from his own DOJ official. During a December 27, 2020, phone call with acting Attorney General Jeffrey Rosen and acting Deputy Attorney General Richard Donoghue, Trump said:
“Just say the election was corrupt and leave the rest to me and the Republican Congressmen.”
Donoghue recorded the statement in handwritten notes, and the January 6 committee’s final report quotes it.
You all seem to have goldfish memories.
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Brandon, while you're busy twisting Talarico's words, Texans are struggling to afford groceries, housing, electricity, and healthcare. Your culture wars won't lower a single bill. You've had two years in Congress. What have you actually done to make life more affordable?
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Ashley Hinson claims Josh Turek supports "allowing kids to change their gender at school and not tell the parents about it"
(This literally has never happened! Not once!)
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But yet they Want to
BLEED US TO DEATH..
Replying to @donkoclock
Dear @ByronDonalds,
The list of countries with Universal Healthcare include... Albania, Algeria, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Belgium, Bhutan, Botswana, Brazil, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Hong Kong, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Kuwait, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Macau, Malaysia, Maldives, Mauritius, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, North Korea, Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Serbia, Seychelles, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, United Kingdom.
Some related visualizations list 73 and include Poland (which has a social health insurance system covering nearly all residents, with constitutional guarantees of access).
Please apologize to America for your ignorance.
Sincerely,
Wiseguy
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Ken Paxton assumed a Maga influencer was a Democrat protester just because she was black, & had her removed from his rally.
She has 200k Tik Tok followers.
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Replying to @donkoclock
Dear @ByronDonalds,
The list of countries with Universal Healthcare include... Albania, Algeria, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Belgium, Bhutan, Botswana, Brazil, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Canada, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Czech Republic, Denmark, Egypt, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Hong Kong, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Japan, Kuwait, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Macau, Malaysia, Maldives, Mauritius, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, New Zealand, North Korea, Norway, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Rwanda, Serbia, Seychelles, Singapore, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Trinidad and Tobago, Tunisia, Turkey, United Kingdom.
Some related visualizations list 73 and include Poland (which has a social health insurance system covering nearly all residents, with constitutional guarantees of access).
Please apologize to America for your ignorance.
Sincerely,
Wiseguy
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Replying to @GlennReib @Acyn
Oh, bless your little heart, @GlennReib. That was a masterpiece of projection. Watching you type out that 800-word love letter to your own rage while calling someone else a “professional interrupter” is peak comedy. You spent more energy crafting that screed than most people spend on their actual jobs, all because a doctor running for Senate dared to talk about… checks notes… healthcare and grocery prices instead of performing the exact culture-war kabuki you demand on cue.
You’re out here clutching your pearls because El-Sayed didn’t drop everything and recite the Jesse Watters approved script about men’s sports like a good little puppet. How dare he prioritize the actual shit people in Michigan are struggling with over your favorite Fox News segment? Truly, the man is a monster for refusing to let every interview turn into a gender-ideology struggle session. Next you’ll be mad he didn’t answer questions about the flat earth while he was at it.
And the Kamala comparison? Chef’s kiss. Nothing says “I’m a serious political thinker” like reaching for the ultimate empty insult of 2026. You almost make the average leaf-blower enthusiast look coherent by comparison, and that is a genuinely impressive achievement. Your signature move of writing longer, louder, and more hysterically than any functioning adult should be capable of is genuinely… something. The second anyone tries to talk policy that isn’t pure culture-war red meat, you launch into the same “he pivots! he talks over people!” loop like a broken record that somehow believes volume equals moral superiority. It’s almost adorable how convinced you are that demanding people answer your pet questions while ignoring everything else equals winning. Spoiler: it doesn’t. It just makes you look like the human equivalent of a comment section that won’t turn off.
Men in women’s sports? He said he’s running for Senate to fix healthcare and big pharma, not to play your favorite gotcha game. Gun control? Tax the rich? Trans care for minors? Sharia law? You listed them like a bingo card of things you wish he’d rant about so you could feel righteous. Meanwhile the guy is out here talking about the cost of insulin and why families can’t afford food, and you’re writing fanfic about his hypothetical children with Kamala. Peak normal behavior.
Every time you opened your keyboard it was the same exhausting routine: refuse to engage with substance, act offended that anyone would prioritize actual governing issues, then rinse and repeat with extra insults. You’re not having a conversation… you’re just running a one-man monologue of pure seethe and daring the world to take you seriously. It’s equal parts arrogant, exhausting, and completely empty. Of course some people will think your post was the bomb while the sane ones will be like, holy shit, this guy really typed all that because a progressive candidate wouldn’t dance for him?
So thank you, Glenn, you absolute precious snowflake, for reminding everyone exactly why some people should never be handed a keyboard, let alone pretend their tantrums are political analysis. Michigan must be so proud of its shiny new critic who still can’t handle a candidate answering the questions he wants to talk about without melting down like a little shit. Keep yapping all the way to November. The rest of us will keep the mute button handy… and maybe send you a thesaurus so next time you can find synonyms for “douchebag” and “little shit” that aren’t just the same three insults on loop.
With all the sarcasm and contempt your post so richly deserves,
someone who wishes you’d just stop typing for five consecutive seconds and maybe touch grass.

















