Writer. Multifandom enjoyer. SNL commentator. ✑️. Activist. NYC by way of Chicago/LA. Opinions are my own. #SeniorSwiftie

New York, NY
Joined May 2012
We are entering the longest possible Jewish year, 385 days, and damn right I’m going to make it my year
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SNLUK better be on all those Best of 2026 lists
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"the past is a foreign country" might be the most profound quote to come from this site
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🐞| Noah Kahan is seemingly set to announce his North American β€œThe Last Of The Bugs Tour” in just 36 hours, with it set to come to 17 different cities
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They’re so zillennial New Girl sitcom
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next Tommy show I will get a surprise song
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People Magazine, you’ll never understand that Paddy Young is the true Sexiest Man of 2026 but that’s okay, because I know… and that’s all that matters #SNLUK.
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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Dig would’ve been Thursday night prime time viewing in the old days
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remake The Breakfast Club with these 5
they’re just a bunch of bad ass kids i know the crew needed a fucking nap
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They’re looking for background actors for The Four Seasons filming just outside NYC πŸ‘€
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Theranos would have been a dream job tbh. Fact-checking content that none of us knew was fraudulent
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Bolsonaro has left Brazil after losing the election and we could only be so lucky
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bobby moynihan meeting jeremy culhane
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Harry was so right about playing the waiting game when it all adds up to nothing
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seeing an insane amount of love for the wicked snl sketch which is GREAT but we neeeed more ayoade love SHE WROTE IT !!!!
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🚨 breaking: tommy brennan has not been named people magazine's sexiest man alive despite clear evidence that says otherwise
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first in my bloodline to read this caption and experience this i’m crying
elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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The true Sexiest Man Alive is some dad in his late 30s pushing strollers at a weekend farmers market
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Sexiest Man who famously this season didn’t want to be Alive
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Rachel ❀️‍πŸ”₯🐞 retweeted
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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