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We found the piece of shit.
L. dontcare (@EricNie14) profile pictureL. dontcare@EricNie1416 Jun 2022
Replying to @TravelingJewels @stephenszczerba @wittyidiot
Or stop being whores actually don’t
Americans: Our country is the best. Also Americans: I don't trust America enough to give up guns that are causing mass shootings.
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Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) profile pictureJo
@JoJoFromJerz16 May 2022
Republicans: “Clearly video games are to blame.”
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/ I even wrote about it at the time. The Trump administration’s official policy in the NAFTA renegotiation was to REDUCE baby formula production: politico.com/newsletters/pro…
Dairy deal’s China connection

Dairy deal’s China connection

Voting from Canada — Canadian students in the U.S.

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No it's not.
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Hi guys. I'm not @stephenszczerba but I also stand for woman's rights. So fuck off with your hate.
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oh my dear lord this thread
Charlie Potatoes Official (@TepidButterASMR) profile pictureCharlie Potatoes Official@TepidButterASMR1 Dec 2020
Poll watcher in Michigan testifying that black lives matter people wore rhinestones. This was a problem for her.
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Case closed!
Scott Baio (@ScottBaio) profile pictureScott Baio
@ScottBaio12 Nov 2020
Fun times at Michael’s Trump Is Still Your President 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 God bless President Trump and God bless America.
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Trump has embarrassed the united states for the last four years. Now he'll embarrass himself in defeat. #GiveItUpDonnie
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THIS THIS THIS THIS COME OOOOON GEORGIA!!!! 👇👇👇
New Georgia Project (@NewGAProject) profile pictureNew Georgia Project@NewGAProject6 Nov 2020
Dear 17-year-olds who live in Georgia: if you'll turn 18 by January 5, 2021, you're eligible to vote in the run-off election that will be held on that date. You have until December 7 to register to vote and we can help!
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Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) profile picturePaul Rudnick
@PaulRudnickNY4 Nov 2020
Charmaine McGuffey is the new sheriff of Hamilton County, Ohio. She beat the man who fired her for being an out lesbian. Sometimes there's justice
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The problem with "everything" bagels is that once you slice them, one half is "everything" and the other half is "almost nothing".
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It a pinch it can be used to defend yourself from actual hobos. Initial packages will come with a replica baked bean can cell phone case
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I'm going to start a new fashion trend called hobo wallets. It will consist of a stick and with a bandana on the end in various patterns
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I don't understand the appeal of a grown man singing "All I want for Christamas is my two front teeth" Seems more depressing than anything
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Cops "ho! Ho! Ho!" Episode is one of my highlights of the holiday season.
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Punchlines delivered prematurely: witty-leaks.
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