If i Get one more voicemail where it's just the sound of my mum's handbag I'm going to lose it
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In case friends from overseas are not aware. We currently have a 'joke' candidate called Count Binface that has a slight chance of winning the Clacton local election. If he does win that STILL won't be as insane as Trump being president.
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opening twitter lately be like
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I knew we had it in us. Shame we waited until we were going home already – at Corfe Castle, England
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You football conspiracy theorists aren't thinking big enough. It's not Fifa rigging tournaments it's the people who programmed the simulation we live in duh
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Life pretty shit rn but I'm feeling loved and that's all that matters :)
Even the council gave me a card 😆







