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A lazy, pie loving wizard named Tim | First to debut a novel on https://teapawt.net/t.co/CIKJdZKYQe & https://teapawt.net/t.co/cP8eVYP1cM | Building Tournament of Losses 👀

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Joined November 2020
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The Wizard Tim 🥧 retweeted
Most authors engage with book piracy solely by writing long rants about their moral rights. That's all fine, say what you want, but in the real world, we have to deal with what is, not what should be. And one of the ways that we do that is to learn from the lesson of Steam. Piracy is not always motivated by the desire to enjoy your work while saving a few bucks. It's about resistance to some part of the experience. The novel in question is "Theft of Fire", my first. I'm almost done with the second, and I have no doubt that the day after it hits Amazon, it will hit the torrent sites. Some people will go there because they just don't like spending money, and they don't care if I can afford to finish the series. But others will do the same because the entire publishing industry stopped giving a crap what enjoy reading, 25 years ago, and they are simply tired of being rugpulled. Here's how authoring actually works, not fifty years ago, not ten years ago, but right now today. You are not in the bookselling business. You are in the audience business. You start your career in front of an entire world that doesn't know who you are, doesn't trust you with their time and attention, and doesn't want to pay you anything. Your job is to carve out a collection of people who DO know you, DO trust you, and WILL pay you. That is your audience. How much you get paid, whether you can go full time, and whether you become wealthy, depends entirely on the size and engagement of that audience. Books are just one of the ways they pay you. If you wanna be successful, you better think of others. But first you have to build that recognition and trust. The reason that the most skilled book-writers and story-tellers don't make the best payouts is because the perfect story does not automatically build a brand. It's only one part of a bigger game. So, yes, some people are going to steal your work and not pay you. Others are going to pay you twice. Others will pay you lots more than that for any piece of swag you can dream up to sell. Because they like you and what you do. I won't argue that IP theft isn't wrong. That's not the point. The point is that there is something better to do with your efforts than fuss about it, and that is figure out ways to monetize, build your brand, and develop your relationship with your audience. This may seem hard and unfair to authors who just want to write books, throw them over the wall to a publishing house, then go back to the keyboard. But this is the world we live in. Since publishing houses no longer understand that what they really are is investors, you have to be the investor. You have be the entrepreneur, and take responsibility for all aspects of your business. You can't just collect the gold. You have to figure out where it's buried.
I probably should have expected it, but, nevertheless, I did NOT expect this reply😅
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The Wizard Tim 🥧 retweeted
👨‍🍳 Rufus Estes cooked for the wealthy on the move, in private railroad car service and in Chicago. In 1911 he wrote down several hundred of his recipes, and opened the book with his own story, from his birth into slavery in Tennessee to his rise as a chef. 📖 Good Things to Eat, as Suggested by Rufus: A collection of practical recipes for preparing meats, game, fowl, fish, puddings, pastries, etc., by Rufus Estes. 💵 $0.99 ebook. Buy it and you actually own it. On sale now 👇 book.io/book/good-things-to-…
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The Wizard Tim 🥧 retweeted
Cardano has an App you can use to make giftcard codes and its easy to use. Anyone can create 1000s of codes with just 1 $ADA. I made it for spuds and use it for my giveaways, but it's public facing so anyone can use it. 👉 starch.one/apps/giveaway 👈
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The Wizard Tim 🥧 retweeted
Breaking News!! VIDEO is now live in the Stuff.io Creator Portal! 🎥 Create and sell videos, albums, and singles for FREE with code CREATORSWELCOME. Get 5,000 units included. Additional units and redemption codes are available for a fee. stuff.io/creator-portal/
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Finally, some quality content!
🥧 12 pies. 99¢. One very specific mission. “12 Pies Husbands Like Best” is a wonderfully vintage collection of classic pie recipes, from “His Favorite” Apple Pie to Regal Cream-on-Chocolate Pie. Grab your copy for just $0.99 today! book.io/book/12-pies-husband…
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The Wizard Tim 🥧 retweeted
Today, the world lost a true original. Dolly Parton gave us songs that will live forever, but her impact reached far beyond music. Through Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library, she placed hundreds of millions of books into the hands of children and helped generations discover the joy of reading. The Stuff.io and Book.io team mourn her loss while celebrating the extraordinary life she lived and the joy, kindness, music and stories she shared with the world. Thank you, Dolly, for always reminding us that songs and stories have the power to change lives. You will be deeply missed, but your legacy will live on forever. ❤️
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The Wizard Tim 🥧 retweeted
Hey @grok what is this thing for? I found in my wife’s bathroom.
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"tim: skips breakfast, washes himself, exercises at dawn julie: personality of a chamber pot, presumably smells like one too aurora: *pats julie on head* tim: 🤬 the wizard tim. wizardtim.com"
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Tim was having a perfectly wholesome dream about his chocolate balls when Tink decided to commit a crime. The bone-scraping aftermath is literature. wizardtim.com
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Tim finally found courage. His legs immediately staged a mutiny. Julie handled it with a pitchfork and zero explanation. Chapter ONE. wizardtim.com 🧙‍♂️🍴 #TheWizardTim
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The most evil creature alive. Hundreds of years old. Ate her way through history. Her name is Karen. Tim: 'sounds a bit unassuming.' This wizard is going to get everyone killed. #TheWizardTim wizardtim.com
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the spear named itself Shafty and asked to die rather than watch what Tim is about to do to that ogre. chapter 6 of The Wizard Tim is genuinely unwell and you should read it. wizardtim.com
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"Tim: [has opinions about the name Leslie] Leslie: *one sentence* Tim: I have reconsidered my entire life Chapter 2 of The Wizard Tim goes HARD 💀 wizardtim.com #TheWizardTim"
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It was a good story. Some of it was even true.' The Wizard Tim in one sentence. wizardtim.com 🧙‍♂️
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Tim, a wizard, is naked on the ground, weeping, and covered in the remains of a rat-dog hybrid. The gnome has chosen silence. This is chapter FIVE. wizardtim.com
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"Tim, standing on a goblin bridge over a bottomless pit: 'I really hope she's NOT okay so I don't have to do anything.' He is, genuinely, the worst. We love him. 🧙‍♂️ wizardtim.com #TheWizardTim"
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Tim unlocked the power of the cosmos by daydreaming about cookies. The flame he produced was described as 'limp.' Julie had notes. This is a real book. wizardtim.com 🍪🔥
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Tim, a wizard, has never done any magic. He is currently on the floor eating raspberry jam off a spoon held by his halfling servant. He just hatched a plan. God help us all. wizardtim.com
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Tim assessed the situation, weighed the options, and landed on 'torch the whole town.' Tink thought about it and honestly couldn't disagree. The Wizard Tim, Chapter 6. wizardtim.com 🔥
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"She made his carrot nervous." I need everyone on this app to read The Wizard Tim immediately. wizardtim.com — go. Now. 🥕🧙
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