.@FlixBus you've charged me twice for a trip Ive rescheduled one leg of. You're chatbot customer service feature doesn't work. I want a refund

Yeeeee @my_pomona

This summer

Hi @BarclaysUK You’ve sent me a pin sentry with a dead battery. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 I just want to be able to access my bank accounts online FFS. HOW LONG THIS GOING TO TAKE?

You’re app’s a farce, the most Manchester thing I’ve ever come across @BeeNetwork

It’s not her is it?! #Inaguration2025

Ivanka rockin the 1930s herrenvolk look. Pitch perfect #Inauguration2025

George W. back on the booze again? #Inauguration2025

Dennis Law was a semi-regular in the bookshop I used to work at. Absolute sound guy. Lovely way about him. 237 goals

Is David Lynch dead?

Hi @RoyalMail I asked for a redelivery on Monday, which was confirmed… they came on Tuesday (guess what, I wasn’t in). Separate item, informed of arrival between 11:59 & 13:59… the carrier came at 11:10 (guess what, I wasn’t in), that one’s a birthday present, now late Farce

There’s a cockney on the bus, ffs

Is Lynch dead?

Yet further reason, when you see that union jack proudly displayed on foodstuffs in our supermarkets… to steer well clear: theguardian.com/environment/…

Nosferatu’s about the recalibration of capitalism under our techno-feudalist future. Patriarcal old money, (new) old money being willed into overtaking your towns and cities. Cheers

Pistachio mogul