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knitting, sewing, musing

Joined November 2011
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Treat everich daye lyk yt ys a special issue of an academique journal about yower lyfe.
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Yt did take me IV dayes to hitche-hyke from Saginaw.
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Ich am writinge the best *Decameron* fan ficcioun. Yt ys called *The Caunterburye Tales.*
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Eate a litel cheese, Reade a litel Proust, Staye yn tonighte!
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Daunse lyke nobodye ys watchine except the local Summoner and that ys okaye bycause ye kan brybe hym.
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And what do we saye to properlye formattinge ower workes cited liste? Nat todaye.
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Ther ys me yn the carrel. Ther ys me yn the rare bookes roome. Compilinge myne edicioun. Tryinge to kepe up wyth variant readinges. #rem
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Favourite sight this week: lady in fancy floral dress, pearls, sunglasses on head. With a can of Stronbow. #getin
And mermaids will just tell you "WATERPROOF MASCARA!!" #makeuptips
Australian scientists have invented a ROBOT THAT SHEARS SHEEP
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I'm hosting a pattern giveaway extravaganza this week - everyone's a winner! Details here (RTs appreciated!): ravelry.com/discuss/giveaway…
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SALE!! Today ONLY on Rav- buy WOODWARD get ANY SpillyJane pattern FREE! Both patterns MUST BE in yr cart at checkout time; SAVE $6!! Plz RT!
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Your Lifestyle Has Already Been Designed tcat.tc/YskTWc
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Lance Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once. Hit a dog and fell into the canal.
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45% of libraries test sobriety after the holiday party by having staff catalog a book before being allowed to drive home
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We've come a long way, baby. Presenting 2002-2012: A decade in review. knittersreview.com/newslette…
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Staying in bed suits me. I'd be very unhappy to get out of bed and go out and meet strangers and all that kind of thing.
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For every 3 librarians there are 4 articles of argyle clothing being worn
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Dear Internet, Arranging shit in a jar does not automatically qualify it as a terrarium. It is a fancy hipster diorama. Love, Me