Communicator, reader, presidential nerd, recovering park ranger, feeder of everyone, eater of snacks. Not in that order. She/her.
St. Louis, Missouri
Joined November 2008
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hi it's me, your mom
if you ever end up in that situation just put the taxi on your credit card, your father and i will cover it
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If Twitter crashes and you need to find me, the hell you will. I've got a two day head start on you, which is more than I need. I speak a dozen languages, know every local custom, I'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see me again.
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“Colin Firth is the best Darcy” “Matthew McFayden is the best Darcy” you’re all forgetting someone
ALT two stills of Wishbone as Darcy; in the second he sits at a piano next to Lizzie
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i've heard there was a crystal flute
that lizzo played and it pleased the youth
but you don't really care for music, do you?
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the Emmys are tonight, so let’s never forget the time Amy Poehler convinced her other nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their category was called
For many reasons, this would be a great weekend to read Nickel and Dimed if you haven’t.
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To celebrate the release of my new book with @PeterLangOxford I’m giving away a copy! To be eligible, all you have to do is follow me on Twitter and share this post by the 14th of August. Winner announced on the 15th 🙂 #JaneAusten #bookgiveaway
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I wrote an actual essay in 11th grade on why Gulliver’s Travels was the most boring book I had ever read. I got a B+ for judging the book to be something it wasn’t (an adventure story). The teacher’s comments actually ended with “you are wrong.”
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