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*to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name"*
SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL
IT'S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL
THE SPELLING DOESN'T CHANGE
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Google Translate turns meaningless characters into Grammy-ready song lyrics. dld.bz/gpQxK
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My child went to art day-camp today. One project was to make a new superhero. This is what my child made.
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I've just discovered the beautiful word 'respair' (15th century), and it feels like we need it today: fresh hope; a recovery from despair.
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"We apologize for our program’s prurience. But remember: its only exposure to “love” is through these 500 stories"
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Yes. Yes. Yes. teapawt.net/atlhawks/status/840314…
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Once upon a time there was a great idea.
It was 'circulated for feedback'.
The end.
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Once I got drunk and ordered pajama jeans online. Now I get actual mail from them three times a week, and I hate it, and I deserve it.
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People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab in groups.
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Ctrl-shift-v (or cmd-shift-v) pastes without formatting. People who did not know this, how have you survived so long in such a cruel world?
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Libraries try lending musical instruments. dld.bz/efJCC
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The competition to be named a "10 Under 10" writer is getting fierce. issaquahreporter.com/news/33…
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"society frowns more upon a 37-year-old single person than it does an unhappily married 37-year-old with 2 children." qz.com/474766/the-biggest-mi…
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The robots are increasingly concerned about the human uprising uk.businessinsider.com/japan…
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18th century style notes: Why Did Yankee Doodle Call a Feather ‘Macaroni’? shar.es/1qwuLa
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Suck it, kale Greens That Are Better For You Than Kale - popsugar.com/fitness/Guide-H…
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Ben Lerner: "What if we dislike or despise or hate poems because they are – every single one of them – failures?" dld.bz/dGv92




















