AVI is me.Not a real panda. Sarcastic AF and witty. WAP(Wise Ass Panda). Male 🐼. Cake aficionado. sweet/bratty AF. “ I like ur butt”. I like saying stupid shit
United State of Pandas
Joined February 2011
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IDK which passenger on this plane needs to hear this but, if you showered more often you wouldn't need to kill everyone with your perfume.
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If you’re the kind of woman who says, ‘I’m just a girl’ knowing damn well you can out-man most men, then we should be friends.
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I grew up ‘poor’ but was so very rich in ways that I didn’t realize until I lost them.
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I’m not ignoring messages.
I’m just letting my anxiety proofread the reply for 3–5 business days.
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I’m going to start saying ‘in this economy’ when it has zero to do with economics
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You are noticed. People are aware.
You do light up every room you leave
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Some weeks you just spin your wheels and go absolutely fucking nowhere.
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Avatar is just a live action Smurfs movie and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.
