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I’ve seen DIGGER. It’s brilliant, maximalist filmmaking. Very on the nose, but bursting with ideas…never holds back. Many secrets too. A tree falls. A nephew lurks. Level 4 unlocked. Tom Cruise, Iñárritu and Lubezki go ballistic in this exquisite 10min continuous shot. Whoa!
much of what has been said about "Digger" --both positively & negatively-- suggests that it is a somewhat Brechtian didactic work with little cinematic interest. is this a mistaken assumption?
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Worst DP Ever retweeted
Big news! I talked to Stephen Pizzello. It’s confirmed. His book “Gordon Willis on Cinematography” is coming out later this year or in 2027. Soderbergh read a digital galley proof.
When Gordon Willis died, I was depressed for a full week. A Hollywood Reporter obit mentioned Stephen Pizzello from @AmericanCine was working on a book. That was May 2014. 11 years on, Soderbergh’s Oct 31 diary entry hints it might finally be out? Must investigate…
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Worst DP Ever retweeted
📣 Public Service Announcement: COOL AS ICE (1991) Shot by Janusz Kaminski, ASC
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Papa’s 4 Stages of Grief. #Oscars 1. Denial. 2. WTF? 3. WTF??? 4. Acceptance
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Screw the Oscars. The coolest awards show is happening right now. Grab a drink! 🍷🍺@AmericanCine #ASC
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Philippe Le Sourd, great cinematographer. But couldn’t understand a word he was saying. Subtitles would’ve helped 😈 P.S. that bookshelf 📚 though. Load up your wishlist!
Q: What's the most visually beautiful Asian dish ever? Answer: Darius Congee. (author: @daveyjenkins)
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was cinematography.
gonna tell my kids this was cinematography
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📣 Public Service Announcement: COOL AS ICE (1991) Shot by Janusz Kaminski, ASC
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DP Jörg Widmer on shooting Malick’s new film (THE HIDDEN LIFE) and the supreme importance of long lenses: “[We used] 12mm as main lens, 16mm as our long lens and sometimes the Ultraprime 8R”. #Cannes2019
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Thanks @TheAcademy. Next time: don’t fuck with the DPs (and obviously, Grips!).
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The Oscars taught me the word “cinematography.” And when the great cinematographer Jack Cardiff won an Honorary Oscar in 2001, the montage of his brilliant career enthralled me into a life of film fandom. For shame, @TheAcademy, for shame.
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Worst DP Ever retweeted
Let's apply @TheAcademy's logic, (in relegating 4 categories to commercial breaks) to LAST YEAR'S Oscar ceremony. 1. Cinematography: Roger Deakins finally wins after 13 losses. He gets a standing ovation. "I really love my job. I've been doing it a long time, as you can see."
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Maestro, so does this mean you’re skipping the #Oscars? We’ll be (may be) watching...
In the history of CINEMA, masterpieces have existed without sound, without color, without a story, without actors and without music. No one single film has ever existed without CINEMAtography and without editing.
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Watch @worsteditorever and I doing cartwheels and eating sandwiches during the #Oscars commercial break.
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Replying to @wlmager
I can’t help feeling Mr Bailey threw his own branch under the bus to save screen time.. kinda ludicrous.
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Worst DP Ever retweeted
This decision shows a galling disregard for the craftspeople and filmmakers whose work is just as integral to the success of a film as the stars above the title. The nominees in these categories deserve their moment of recognition on the actual telecast. Do better, @TheAcademy.
Academy president John Bailey announced that cinematography, film editing, live-action short and makeup/hairstyling honors will be handed out during commercial breaks at this year's #Oscars thr.cm/BnrcLe
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Aww, don’t worry at all, Thandie. Look forward to our meeting 👊🏼
Going to a long planned work meeting with one of my heroes. I have the WORST conjunctivitis I’ve ever seen. But this meeting is with me as director and he’s the DP, so no make up f*****d up eyeball is meh. I’m going to try and apply this feeling to every interaction from now on.
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