incorrect dekusquad

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where we’ve been for the past 4 years mb

midoriya: when i told you to bring me back something from the beach i meant, like, a seashell or something todoroki, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that

deku and todoroki, training: deku: hit me with your best shot todoroki: your hair is ugly deku, tearing up: i meant physically

iida: if you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy uraraka: museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

Happy birthday Todor

ochaco: beyoncé said “pretty hurts,” now I know why a bad bitch like me is NEVER in pain!

midoriya: shinsou i think i’m dying shinsou: show me midoriya: what shinsou: what meme are you looking at midoriya: no i’m literally dying sinshou: lmao tag me

waiter: what can i get you? uraraka: a milkshake with two straws, please tsuyu: *blushes* uraraka, putting both straws in her mouth: look how fast i can drink this

uraraka: can you pick up milk? midoriya: yeah, it’s not that heavy uraraka: i meant from the store midoriya: i imagine it’d weigh the same there too

midoriya, his foot stuck in a chair: you may be asking, ‘midoriya, how did you do this to yourself?’ midoriya, slightly baffled and trying to get out: well guys, midoriya doesn’t know either

uraraka: fuck deku:

shinsou: what doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor.