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WSOP Valet

@WSOPvalet

We don't take bribes for parking spots (unless you have money). Fan account for the WSOP valet.

 Rio Parking Lot
Joined June 2015
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Ryan Eriquezzo (@RyanEriquezzo) profile pictureRyan Eriquezzo@RyanEriquezzo2 Jul 2019
Whoever is robbing people at the Rio is def doing their homework. No one has bothered me at all...
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This clearly means that we get a % of your #WSOP Main Event @KaraOTR. The @BJNemeth LEGO Last Longer might be the only cool thing left at Rio anymore. Let this summer end.
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Hey @JenniferTilly, you spelled methamphetamine wrong.
Jennifer Tilly (@JenniferTilly) profile pictureJennifer Tilly
@JenniferTilly15 Jun 2019
Poker Twitter is always good, but Poker Twitter during the @WSOP is like Poker Twitter on steroids. 🍿🍿🍿
Wait. The #WSOP started? F. M. L.
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Times are hard you assholes. Don’t mock me. At least @Kevmath recognizes that the struggle is real. teapawt.net/kevmath/status/1013842…
Kevin Mathers (@Kevmath) profile pictureKevin Mathers
@Kevmath2 Jul 2018
So this is now a thing. Meet Chippy, the mascot of the @WSOP
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Don’t call it a comeback. We’ve been here for years. teapawt.net/christryba/status/9885…
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We didn’t steal your Circuit Ring @subiime. You must have just lost it. We did steal your weed though. That was us. teapawt.net/subiime/status/9775903…
Joseph Cheong (@subiime) profile pictureJoseph Cheong@subiime24 Mar 2018
Got my circuit ring stolen from my car at a valet. Guys gonna be reaaallllllly disappointed when he tries to pawn it
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You have obviously never parked in our lot before. teapawt.net/realdavidcuevas/status…
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F*CK YOU AND YOUR PROCESSED MEATS! Btw, you have any positions available this summer? teapawt.net/wsophotdogcart/status/…
WSOP Hot Dogs (@wsopHotDogCart) profile pictureWSOP Hot Dogs@wsopHotDogCart13 Feb 2018
Replying to @HansytheKing @Kevmath @WSOP @WSOPvalet @EricDanisPoker
We’re in. And we don’t charge near as much as @WSOPvalet charges.
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Oh, we will be around. Trust us @Kevmath. We will be around. teapawt.net/kevmath/status/9634919…
Kevin Mathers (@Kevmath) profile pictureKevin Mathers
@Kevmath13 Feb 2018
Replying to @Kevmath @WSOP
Disappointing news for @WSOPvalet, their services won’t be available this year. No news about @wsopHotDogCart as of this moment
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Oh, we know @jeremyausmus, we know. teapawt.net/jeremyausmus/status/88…
Jeremy Ausmus (@jeremyausmus) profile pictureJeremy Ausmus
@jeremyausmus19 Jul 2017
Not sayin I had a bad summer or anything but yesterday I tipped valet a dollar and asked if I could get 65 cents back
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.@JohnnyBaxPoker translation: I only have pieces of 137 of the remaining 148 players so I will just win this tournament too. #AllTheMonies teapawt.net/johnnybaxpoker/status/…
Cliff Josephy (@JohnnyBaxPoker) profile pictureCliff Josephy@JohnnyBaxPoker15 Jul 2017
No more sweats in the Main, so I'll have to win this Bellagio Cup. Running better here too, up to 70k #TeamSaver
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I really need to get back to work. Only thing I have learned this summer is that my iWatch thinks I don't breathe enough when I masturbate.
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Hey @Liv_Boeree, we may not be there "officially", but we are still working for ya. #YoureWelcome teapawt.net/liv_boeree/status/8752…
Liv Boeree (@Liv_Boeree) profile pictureLiv Boeree
@Liv_Boeree15 Jun 2017
Holy shit I just got a parking space in the front section (near handicapped spots) for the first time in 8 years. What a summer. #wsop
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Thanks @christryba. You're a boss, glad you are feeling better. Go grab a wiener from @wsopHotDogCart on us! They're the 2nd best service. teapawt.net/christryba/status/8747…
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Hey @cuntycakes123, you do know we are looking for a new employer, right? Larger parking lot and no Rio sounds like our kind of gig. teapawt.net/cuntycakes123/status/8…
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Oh wait. We get it. WE GET IT! #WienerJoke teapawt.net/wsophotdogcart/status/…
WSOP Hot Dogs (@wsopHotDogCart) profile pictureWSOP Hot Dogs@wsopHotDogCart9 Jun 2017
We like seeing @JenniferTilly at the hot dog cart so much we have decided to make a wiener in her honor. We are calling it the Goldy Laak.
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We may be gone @JenniferTilly, but we will never stop pretending like we care how you busted. Or looking at your bust after you busted. teapawt.net/jennifertilly/status/8…
Jennifer Tilly (@JenniferTilly) profile pictureJennifer Tilly
@JenniferTilly9 Jun 2017
Man, I miss @wsopvalet. Those guys were great! Now there's no one around to pretend they care when I bust out of a tournament. #WSOP
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A @Kevmath 'day off' consists of cards and Coronas, not necessarily in that order. Good luck boss, you deserve a warm deck and cold beers! teapawt.net/kevmath/status/8721292…
Kevin Mathers (@Kevmath) profile pictureKevin Mathers
@Kevmath6 Jun 2017
Taking the 'day off' today to take care of life/work stuff before some pokers in the afternoon. Apologies in advance for lack of promptness
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Hey @WSOP, can we just go ahead and rename the One Drop? It should be the @JasonMercier Retirement Fund Donation event. Thanks. teapawt.net/jasonmercier/status/87…
Jason Mercier (@JasonMercier) profile pictureJason Mercier@JasonMercier4 Jun 2017
Have 900k going to 15/30k in the 111k one drop 52 players left on dinner break #MakeThemSweat #BraceletHunting
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