The Probe

.@Ryan_Clegg @PCprobemeister #Microanalysis > #RemoteSensing

Wishing I was at #MM204Hartford

All 5 of my Rowland circles were palpitating during the Advanced EPMA workshop today at #IUMAS6.

Just sayin'... I produced a crap-tonne of data that was featured in talks and posters at #LPSC2014. Now on to #IUMAS6 and #MM2014.

Feeling sad that I'm not at #MM2013Indy especially since I did so much work that is presented there. #InanimateObjectProblems

Hey Jack... the microprobe over at @UMassAmherst may have a name, but does it have a twitter account? NO! #WhatUp #Burn #FeelingsShared

I'm in St. Louis (still). #ThingsThatCuriosityWouldTweet

There's @SarahNNorth at the helm of me! #SteadyAsSheGoes #DoinScience

.@MarsCuriosity #ReasonsImGladThatImNotCuriosity I'd have to wait an extra ~5 min to find out who got booted from @NBCTheVoice.

I'm trying to remember all those #dadquotes @JEOLUSA used to say back in the assembly plant...

Dual wielding PET crystals today... and it feels good. #DoinScience

Thanks. Much better. RT @SarahNNorth .@wuprobe Done. #gottakeeptheprobehappy

I feel neglected by @Ryan_Clegg. She hasn't probed in a long time.

.@SarahNNorth would you please scratch my magnification knob? I have an itch.

.@MarsCuriosity and its science laser can suck it. #iProbeTheMoon #eBeamsAreBetter

Why isn't @SarahNNorth wearing her #ProbeHat?

I've got a hankering to electron beam some lunar meteorites... #DoingScience

What am I?