William Wilhelm

4th morning in a row getting woken up to shitty rap music. Seriously contemplating sabotage.

UFC. 420 life vs. William ended in a first round K.O

I think I understand the blood and crips episode of South Park in the right way now.

Night time is the hardest time, it comes and it goes, I wait for sunrise

I wish my dog old stop digging up my blackberrys, why can't you dig up some weeds or something

Steph curry with the piss test

I don't feel like waiting on your fuck ass when I'm about to do you a service anddd you just woke me up.

When somebody says I'm ready, then you wait 10 min on them to actually be ready..

Finna go ride this bike.

I wanna watch tv but I don't want to turn my music off

Somebody get me some cigs or take me to tiki for a cigar...

There angry. All I feed them is chicken and cocaine... Haha hahahah

All this, what this or that says about your body thyme bullshit is stupid, bitch your fucking fine!

Fuck the tissue test. I'd rather have my teeth when I'm 50

Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon

One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss.

That's a used condom

Right in the nuts, that was beautiful

Not you fat Jesus