Wyatt Mann

Club sandwiches were definitely meant to be drunk sandwiches.

I don’t do cocaine, but I have a nasty TouchTunes habit.

Work on yourself and the next day has a little hope to get better.

This too shall pass

After heavy research, I have detected a strong correlation to commenting pro-trump on a thread and having a vehicle for a profile picture.

FACT: There are less than 100 living people who can actually pull off a fedora. (So when in doubt, please don't)

I would love to see a study conducted on the correlation between being for the Muslim ban and having a car for a profile picture.

"Let's not bring the kids into this, making fun of kids is shameful":

Drinking at airports is key. Flying was boring until now. Except for the part where you take to the skies fulfilling the dreams of ancients

Attempting to quit smoking while starting to watch True Detective was a mistake.

My favorite bartender just said "it's Wyatt Mann's birthday" but it sounded too much like "it's white man's birthday" so things got weird.

"I control this shit like a boss. Wheelchairs are ridiculous" I will always remember this man.… instagram.com/p/P-7sDNtx2C/

Will not be caught dead owning a PRS or Taylor guitar. EVER. COME AT ME!!!

This is the beginning of how things fall apart. I can feel it.

Family photo. 25 kids and counting! #pedalgram instagram.com/p/BDOkxAHNx7_/

Whiskey Lips Live Tonight

Finishing up my share of tracking for the Every Mother album. instagram.com/p/BCt67orNx0b/

Other times it feels like I can't move beyond this town fast enough.

I don't make a whole lot of money but sometimes I feel like the richest man in the world

Until then I'm gonna call it: Humans-1 Gorillas- 0